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19 Jun 2023
"Well, maybe your unborn child has bad taste!"
19 Jun 2023
"Wade, if a /pregnant woman/ is telling you the food is too weird, it's too weird."
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19 Jun 2023
"You didn't know peach juice boxes existed until ten minutes ago, so ha!"
19 Jun 2023
"That sounds awful."
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19 Jun 2023
"Basically peach red bull with a dash of apple juice, maybe some taco seasoning. "
19 Jun 2023
"What would Deadpool juice be made of?"
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19 Jun 2023
"Of course not! We could market it as such, though!"
19 Jun 2023
"It sounds like you want to sell your blood. I'm REALLY hoping it's your blood you're talking about."
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19 Jun 2023
"It would be completely ethical and organic!"
19 Jun 2023
"That's not at all unfortunate, but now I'm very worried."
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19 Jun 2023
"There's juice for almost every type of fruit. Unfortunately, there's no Deadpool juice, yet."
19 Jun 2023
"Peach? They make peach juice boxes?"
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19 Jun 2023
"In a pinch? Apple. But preferably peach. None of that fruit punch nonsense."
19 Jun 2023
". . . Preferred juice box flavor?"
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19 Jun 2023
"Make it Tangled, Brave, or Encanto and you just might."
19 Jun 2023
{@IconicPuddle}
"Sometimes I wonder if I can just sit you in front of a Disney movie with a juice box to get some peace."
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19 Jun 2023
But-!
18 Jun 2023
No giving Kitty headaches.
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18 Jun 2023
He could mentally do it. He just wants to meet them.
18 Jun 2023
So the Spider-Animals wouldn't much care for him freaking out about their cuteness.
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18 Jun 2023
Jeff would bite his hand off if he tried.
18 Jun 2023
Sentient animals don't tend to like when you treat them as pets.
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18 Jun 2023
There's Spider-Animals. A Spider-Cat!
18 Jun 2023
Then it shouldn't matter that there are other Spideys who aren't his Spidey. His should be the only important one. Irreplaceable.
If Kitty found a room full of multiverse Bruces, HER Bruce would still be the only one she's excited to see.
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18 Jun 2023
GASP! His Spidey is his baby boy! His ride and die! His home skillet biscuit! His good time boy!
18 Jun 2023
Or he could simply be happy with the Spidey he has and not treat him like a commodity.
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18 Jun 2023
He can buy (steal) a whole warehouse worth of pain relievers.
18 Jun 2023
But when Wade messes with the multiverse to get some ass, it gives Kitty a headache.
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18 Jun 2023
Yes, but Wade is Deadpool. Those silly little rules don't apply to him because the writer said so.
18 Jun 2023
Do you know what a headache it is for someone linked to the multiverse when someone starts messing it up?
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18 Jun 2023
Et tu, Kitty?
18 Jun 2023
Oh, yeah. It seemed better for the multiverse if he didn't know.
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18 Jun 2023
That there was a place with hundreds of Spider-Booties!
18 Jun 2023
If Kitty knew what?
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