Pokemon Professor. Ergonomically Blasphemous. Reports of my gender has been greatly exaggerated.
Joined January 2021
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29 Sep 2025
@theskizzleman 2 weeks ago I told you about how I sold my Pokemon collection for MCR tickets for my husband & Green Day tickets for my son. This was son's first concert. Thought you'd appreciate this Pic capturing the magic of experiencing his favorite band live.
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29 Sep 2025
No Pokemon card will ever be worth as much as that photo & the memories.
I grew up in a house that valued things. You've taught me how important making memories with loved ones is. It was hard to let go of a decade of cards, but I have 0 regrets.
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29 Aug 2025
Pokey has Geography this year. He was telling me about class. "We watched a video, it was a song listing the countries, but it was old and outdated" Me: "From Animaniacs!United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama..." Him : "How did you know?" Child, I grew up when that was on TV (1/3)
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29 Aug 2025
He goes on to tell me that they were challenged to list all the countries in the song that dont exist anymore and the modern ones that were missing. I hope @yakkopinky is tickled to know Yakko's World is still teaching kids geography 30 years later (2/3)
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29 Aug 2025
The 90s kids who learned their countries from Yakko Warner now have their own kids who, while the lesson is different, are still learning from Yakko's World. And yes, I did pull up the video of the updated verse from a few years ago. (3/3)
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5 Aug 2025
Hey @theskizzleman I'm a Pokemon Professor (judge and tournament organizer) I've got some League Exclusive packs that Id like to send you for your FOMO. They won't have the big hits, but the cards will have special stamps that you can only get in these league packs
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5 Aug 2025
I can also send you some cool cards, like promos (not in English) from the World Championship. None of it is super valuable, but the Gang won't disapprove of these cards
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7 Jun 2025
Pokey Plushie has been lost! If you are at #PokemonGOFest2025 and you've seen him, please turn him in to lost and found! His trainer is very worried about him.
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1 May 2025
Hey @NianticHelp despite changing the emails so that my minor's account has the same email as mine in our PTC accounts, I still can't purchase a GoFest ticket for him! Please advise.
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1 May 2025
Not only am I proud of reaching 915 days on @duolingo, I'm proud to have not lost my streak despite having spent the last 10 days in a psychiatric hospital with no access to my phone.
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7 Apr 2025
Hey @NianticHelp I'm trying to buy a ticket to GoFest for my 12 yr old. His Go account logs in w/ his @playpokemon account. My PTC account is linked to my Go account & his PTC account, but when I try to add him to my ticket purchase its acting like I'm not the linked parent
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17 Feb 2025
Extremly disappointed in @playpokemon and @fanfinity_pkm Typically, by definition, a "preferred name" isn't a legal name & isn't on gvmt issue ids. My registration matches my ID, so why can't my badge have the name everyone calls me?
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17 Feb 2025
Before anyone starts transphobic bs, Im not trans. I just don't go by my my legal name. Trans people aren't the only ones who can have preferred names. I have an uncommon name with an uncommon diminutive (think "Abby" for "Abigail" "Beth" for "Elizabeth" or "Cole" for "Nicholas")
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17 Feb 2025
I've had friends who go by their middle name, as well as someone who went by "Chip" because he was the 3rd of his name. And just like they found it weird when people called them by their legal first name, I hate it when anyone but my immediate family call me by my given name
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24 Nov 2024
I fell down a tiktok rabbit-hole and long story short I've spent over an hour watching @ViktorTheViking and @blue videos.
100% Best Bromance in all of Pro Sports
And now I really want to see them in person!
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24 Nov 2024
Whenever I'm in Indy I usually stay at that train station hotel by Lucas Oil Stadium, and I drive past US Bank Stadium at least once a month.
HOW COME NO ONE HAS EVER TOLD ME IVE SO CLOSE TO THE HOMES OF THE GREATEST MASCOTS @ViktorTheViking and @blue?!
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24 Nov 2024
I've never been interested in going to a game when in Indy or MSP because the only NFL game I ever attended was "boring" (I was young, the Dolphins sucked & I had crappy nosebleed seats)
But watching @ViktorTheViking and/or @blue? THAT would be fun even if the football was boring
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29 Jun 2024
I wont say it during @WillPostTweets's presentation, but my general approach to tweeting about Pokemon is WWPPTT
Would Will Post Post This Tweet?
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29 Jun 2024
Facebook, however...
Facebook is where I indulge in personal pokemon pity parties, which Will wouldnt post
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