used to play smash. (i still do but less often now)
Joined June 2018
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Apr 17
LORNE MICHAEL is the new Barbenheimer.
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HIDALGO!! As the 21st seed, Pika/Pichu main Hidalgo (@hidalgo_ortiz1) takes down 2nd seed Soul's Diddy Kong, 4th seed Orex's Peach, 9th seed jazz's Falcon, and 11th seed m0use's Ryu to reach 4th place at Volan 2026!
VOD: twitch.tv/videos/2745426882
Bracket: start.gg/tournament/volan-20…
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Mar 16
Conan O'Brien, suddenly getting serious 65 minutes into the Oscars ceremony: last year, Paul Rudd showed me a clip of a little boy in a wheelchair who fell off a cliff and died. he fucking died
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GF broke up with me by saying I was "The Shuckle of People" and it was so devastating I had to go on benzos again
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with ‘M’ and ‘Z’, if we can get ‘A’ in the mix we’ll have a great three act structure for The Alphabet
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Good morning everyone!
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Bill Simmons rationale for The Devil Wears Prada being his number one rewatchable movie of the last 25 years being “You get to go places. There’s a costume change. You get to go to Paris.” is why he’s the best podcaster in the world. Tears down my face
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28 Dec 2025
i discharged my firearm into the wall at panera bread and now i get to meet hero officers
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26 Dec 2025
Scrolled past an instagram that started “Costco in Mexico is NOTHING like the U.S.” and said “Who cares” out loud, closed the app and deleted it off my phone. What the fuck am I doing with my life.
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18 Nov 2025
My hands are too far gone to try to draw lines but here you go
I've been around since the start of Ult which is prob 4 or 5? Technically former state PR in two states :^)
I'm def hella carried by my out of game stats tho
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18 Nov 2025
so dissapointing, I hope the victims can find peace moving forward
also every smug qrt is proof that victims of SA are still never taken seriously, genuinely gross how many people are obviously happy this happened just so they can feel vindicated in their prior bigotry/hatred
This post is on behalf of @mokamimii for the sake of exposure.
Tw: Sexual assault, emotional manipulation
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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17 Nov 2025
the idea that people were born for certain things is fiction meant to make you give up on doing better
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10 Nov 2025
On stream the other night, I made a Ult tier list based purely off of statistics and tournament results from the past 2 years.
It uh...it's something.
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5 Nov 2025
Forgotten NASCAR lore: In 1998 The Joker and his henchmen tried to take over Charlotte Motor Speedway prior to the start of a Cup race, so Batman had to show up in the Batmobile and defeat him after a car chase through the quad oval.
Somehow we don't talk about this.
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Free Lunch Motor Club. Where all you need is 4 wheels and a destination. 11/7 @ doobert.store
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29 Oct 2025
Uber sends notifications like "hey want to take an Uber right now?" No thanks, buddy. It's more for when I need to go somewhere
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