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Ian Stoddart @ImStoddicus

If you can't say anything nice say something funny. If you can't say something funny say nothing at all.

Joined August 2015
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Why isn’t there a brown envelope emoji 🤔 #WorldCup
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I reallythink we need to drug test Alireza Faghani 😳 #WorldCup
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Ref is on drugs #WorldCup
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My TV is really struggling with the Dutch shirts 😳
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Absolutely spot on @MCYeeehaaa #OpeningShow
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Well, I promise he will set it up 😂😂 #WorldCup 🇨🇦
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I promise 🇨🇦 will score 😳 #WorldCup
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I know it’s all about the football, but… 🤔 #WorldCup
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Hate to say it, but the players aren’t taking this referee seriously enough. She needs to start dishing out cards or they are going to really start taking the piss #EngCrc
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How has Egan not managed to hold onto third there, awful #Salisbury
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How can you hold the #worldcup and then decide which referees go to it? A give zero f^*ks where he’s from! Honestly think this is going to be the worse in history.
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First touch for Pickford, you’re watching right Sam 👀 #EngNew
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Rogers isn’t in the same league as Bellingham #ITV And don’t get me started on Henderson 😳
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What an idiot #SuperLeague Was he a bit cold and wet 🤦‍♂️
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Non runner, my arse
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But Slot was still manager of Liverpool when Iraola told Bournemouth he was leaving, right? 🤔
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How do these rioters keep getting time off work 🤷‍♂️ #What
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Just seen the news about what went on in Paris last night. FFS what would they have done if they’d lost #Muppets
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I think the funniest thing is Spurs fans trying to give us grief…Try looking inwardly chaps. I think you may have a few more issues than us 👀
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Bugger, so good for so long. To only beat us on penalties I think that takes so much more away from the detractors. I’m still going, Premier League Champions #UpTheArse
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