I'm the one you invite to things cause you're obligated to... hoping I'll say no. But don't you worry. I'll always say yes.
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24 Jun 2022
So the basic foundation of the GOP’s platform is that human rights and equal rights only apply if they think you are human enough to be considered equal.
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14 Sep 2025
👋 @TennisChannel please adjust the mics for the announcers for the USA vs CZE Fritz vs Lehecka match. Nobody needs to hear heavy nose breathing during the points. Please & thank you. #DavisCup
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seditionists need not apply retweeted
7 Sep 2025
As the US Open Men's Final is delayed due to security around Trump's attendance, a reminder that the tournament has been the site of two of the many sexual assault allegations against him over the years
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7 Sep 2025
Trump delayed the start of the US Open by 45 minutes, making all these people wait like cattle, costing taxpayers millions of dollars and he’s pressuring ESPN to praise him. What a fucking joke.
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7 Sep 2025
This match is 30 minutes in and there are hundreds of people - if not thousands - waiting to get through extra security. This is ridiculous. It didn’t have to be this way. But arrogance and self-importance are how the orange one operates. How selfish.
7 Sep 2025
The fact the the #USOpen is delayed because Trump is causing increased security because he decided to go… ridiculous. Selfish and a waste of taxpayer money so he hoped people clap for him. Repugnant.
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7 Sep 2025
The fact the the #USOpen is delayed because Trump is causing increased security because he decided to go… ridiculous. Selfish and a waste of taxpayer money so he hoped people clap for him. Repugnant.
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7 Sep 2025
There are HUNDREDS of people waiting to get in through increased security as he relishes to be on the Jumbotron to be praised. I’m disgusted, and even more so if it’s true Rolex invited him considering his stance on tariffs and immigrants. This is all just gross.
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24 Aug 2025
Someone tell Kim Bokamper the show he’s thinking of is Let’s Make A Deal. #miamidolphins @MiamiDolphins
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18 May 2025
I don’t want to throw these out if anyone can use them. One original (pictured) with Jackie Gleason. The others are mixed tapes before there were cassette tapes. Happy to ship!
16 May 2025
Anyone need reel-to-reel 1/4” recording tapes for any reason? Who is doing a late 1960’s / early 1970’s documentary on Netflix or something and needs these?
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16 May 2025
Anyone need reel-to-reel 1/4” recording tapes for any reason? Who is doing a late 1960’s / early 1970’s documentary on Netflix or something and needs these?
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2 Apr 2025
JFC fellow Floridians you had one job. How could anyone vote for either of these men knowing how awful they are and how they’ve contributed to the shitty state we are in. And you think they would serve us well at a national level??? FFS.
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9 Jan 2025
Matt Brown submitted two guilty pleas yesterday in federal court. Read the fully story here including details of the plea agreement. #IRS #GuiltyPlea #USTreasury
martincountypress.com/2025/0…
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7 Jan 2025
Matt Brown is set to plea out tomorrow morning in federal court. Just a reminder that his alleged crimes affect more than what we will see in court tomorrow.
martincountypress.com/2024/1…
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6 Jan 2025
Y’all. Where I live is shady as hell. We have random - at best - news coverage but it’s all PR for our city / county and the developers. So I started my own news site.
martincountypress.com
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6 Jan 2025
And I just joined #NewsBreak as a contributor and published today this article.
share.newsbreak.com/aqoqgcae…
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seditionists need not apply retweeted
6 Nov 2024
To those saying you’ll just vote out republicans in 2026/2028, you forget that a vindictive convicted felon with an enemies list will once again enter into the White House and that free and fair elections will no longer exist in the future. THIS election was to prevent that.
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6 Nov 2024
It shouldn’t take a backlash for people to eventually vote for a better America. But these selfish voters have screwed all of us but especially marginalized members of our community. Nobody is safe in TFG’s America.
Everybody keep your heads up. This isn’t forever, and after America gets a taste of what it voted for, there will likely be a massive backlash.
There will be lots of time to come, and I’m still in the trenches with you. Just going to take a bit longer.
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"Not all white women"
"Not this white woman"
"Not all of us."
"Stop this generalization"
"Don't lump me in"
"I don't know anyone who voted for trump"
"I voted for Obama twice"
All day every day in my mentions since 2016, white women cried.
But I refused to be gaslit.
I knew.
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6 Nov 2024
If SCOTUS had already ruled that a POTUS can’t be found guilty of certain things while POTUS then Joe Biden should say fuck it and make some radical much needed sweeping changes. According to SCOTUS he’d have immunity.
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6 Nov 2024
A man who committed an insurrection, stole top secret documents, is an indicted felon, was convicted of serial assault, and is leading the Project 2025 charge has a legit chance to win this election. Our country is so broken.
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6 Nov 2024
I’m sorry. How in the ever loving fuck did TFG win Iowa? IOWA?!?!?!
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