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today a child not even in my class gave me a handmade card for teacher appreciation week and it was covered in jellyfish and the other teacher's had no decorations i fucking can't
also when she said "today we're learning about jellyfish" a third of the class turned to look at me. one of them smiled all big and gave me a thumbs up bc she knows it's my favorite. oh my godddd.
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sides of my head where the hair was shorn are barely growing out and dead set on trying to curl but bc it's still so short it just looks like i'm a ruffled chicken
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🪼Ball Boy Arc🪼 retweeted
Now why would you wear that….
Go Knicks BABYYYYY
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Jun 12
apparently my friend took my nieces to pride and once there the 4yo had questions. friend explains different identities best she can to a small child. seems the 4yo interrupts the talk to scream in anguish "you LIED. this is a ROMANCE PARTY."
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Jun 12
same child has set up her room into a throne room, and her pretzel stuffed toy sits on the throne. pretzel's name is Pretzel. no pronouns. when my friend messes up 4yo is like "no HE no SHE, PRETZEL is PRETZEL."
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Jun 12
also same child that took me coming out to her on the way to the renaissance festival very seriously and reminded her sister to not misgender me, "but 'aunt red' is okay bc THEY said it's okay to be an aunt, right aunt red?"
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Jun 12
"wow red your new haircut is so perfect for you, it's like you've become your true self" you want me to come out to you so bad it makes you look stupid
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Jun 11
the nightmare: turn around and the kid i thought was dead asleep was watching my phone as i shopped for manga
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Jun 11
nightmarish bc i've been on a big BL kick but today i was hunting ebay to finish my pocketmixx sailor moon collection
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🪼Ball Boy Arc🪼 retweeted
Jun 10
Happy birthday Kenjiro Tsuda! 🎉
Let's wish Tsudaken all the best @tsuda_ken
#KenjiroTsuda #津田健次郎 #津田健次郎生誕祭2026
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have crazy blisters on my feet and covered in mysterious bruises after nannying two extremely high energy acrobatic kids yesterday
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Jun 10
fucked up my hip and knee playing indoor soccer with these kids i gotta remind them and myself that im only young at heart and physically an ancient geezer
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significant increase in the amount of old ladies starting a chat with me today in aqua fitness. is the haircut signaling something to them in particular...
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Jun 10
Red Becomes the Token [Redacted]
(always sunny theme plays in the background)
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🪼Ball Boy Arc🪼 retweeted
Ocarina of time yeahhhhh
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forgot you aren't supposed to submerge piercings in water until healed and i swim regularly so guess that means it's time for Idiot Book Hoarding Dollars
May 16
for my birthday i'm tied between asking for another piercing (sexy, will take forever to heal but also cool) or bookstore money (crazy as there's no book space, but also, there'd be more books, which is never ever wrong or foolish to desire)
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chopped off all the hair and now all my oversized fruit earrings are gonna looks sooooo fucking good so choice, mx frizzle lookin ass,
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And English editions of these manga will be published as well!
I’ll share more details, including the release timing, at a later date
I’m so happy that I got to meet so many people today!
I received a lifetime’s worth of fan art and a lifetime’s worth of happiness. Thank you all so, so much
To all the women out there—let’s be happy!❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
(And to everyone else too, of course!)
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