KONY2025
Joined May 2009
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Apr 29
I enjoy talking to the deaf guy at work because I can make overly expressive faces and wave my arms around and he just gets it
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Feb 13
You can really feel the difference when you eat foods that are healthy and nutrient dense. Like these walnuts. I can tell they’re good for me by the way my lips start tingling and my throat gets itchy
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Jan 15
I’ve been told this creature is a dog, but I’m not so sure. Whatever he is, I love him and he’s mine now.
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Jan 5
My ex blocked me so I sent several inexpensive amazon packages to him and used the gift message so I could get the last word. Maybe I should stay single
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15 Dec 2025
In an attempt to flirt, a man said to me “I think you are the type of woman who can appreciate intelligence”. Here I thought I gave off the impression of only liking men with TBIs and massive hogs
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23 Nov 2025
I had to put my little Peanut to sleep today. I’ve lost two dogs in one year. Part of me never wants another dog because I feel like my insides have been squeezed out of me, another part wants to continue to get as many grump old cattle dogs from the pound as I can.
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5 Nov 2025
He may have lost the mayoral election, but he will always be a winner in the nip department
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4 Oct 2025
Somehow I ended up living in an apartment in Cincinnati and my upstairs neighbor is learning how to play the saxophone
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4 Oct 2025
Hey @chineseguypulpo you’re not too far away. Feel like taking a road trip and burning down another building so I can get out of my lease?
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7 Sep 2025
Flirting with guys in Trader Joe’s so I can find a boyfriend I can beat up
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30 Mar 2015
I haven't seen her since I was a kid and don't have any pictures, but this is how I remember her. @BrianWilsonLive
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30 Mar 2015
.@NormHotGi4U2Luv I don't know, send me a picture and I'll tell you.
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1 Jun 2025
One time I said to my ex “I’m not hot enough to be this crazy” and he just sat there and stared at the floor
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