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Utterly reprehensible.
Incredibly unprofessional by The Bridge (Chicago) & editor Michael Workman, who accepted a story I had submitted last year, ghosted me without follow-up, and then rejected the piece AFTER I had withdrawn it from other journals - wasting time, effort, and resources. (See reply)
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A Knicks title would be the cherry on top of what’s already my least favorite NBA season ever.
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While Shohei is doing this in the 1st inning lol
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Jun 2
An update for subscribers and Fever fans:
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A Chrysler 300 looks pretty tough until a Phantom rolls up
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Surprise SGA didn't fall over when coach patted him on the back
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It’s amazing to me that anyone in sports media gets paid. I have never cared about a single thing anyone on espn had to say during or after games. Just let the athletes play. The talking heads are just noise.
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The OKC fans chanting “flopper” after Wembanyama was clearly fouled is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
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I SURVIVED GOBLINGATE 2026 AND ALL I GOT WAS SCALPED BY BOTS 🏆
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As my first Secret Lair experience i gotta say, 0/10 this was horrible and im hearbroken
Sold out before I was even half-way through the queue.😭
Zada was my first deck I built myself, and Barge is my fav artist, and I was so excited for this...
Now I'm gonna be at the mercy of scalpers... kinda heartbroken ngl.
Wizards please do print on demand, I beg.
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Retweet if you hate this baldheaded clown
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One thing I’ve learned from selling TCG that sports card people would be wise to consider is that there are many kinds of buyers. Stuff will sell at market to collectors and even if selling at market reduces volume, the increase in margin might mean profits are the same.
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When will my iPhone realize that I am talking about Larry Levis and not Levi’s jeans?
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If a journal sends you a personal rejection (names work they were considering) for your first submission and then waits 8 months to respond to your second submission (listing their response time as 3 months) only to send a stock rejection, how are you feeling?
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Studying craft is simultaneously empowering and alienating. You learn how to make your writing sturdier, more capable of reaching others, but you also realize you have to remove accidence from the work, the private sphere that, when we draft, feels so potent.
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It finally happened yesterday. We were all playing with a baby and then came then “When are you two going to get busyyy and pop one out?!” and I firmly said, “When we quit losing them.” and the crowd fell silent. Don’t ask questions in which you aren’t prepared for the answer!
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How the basketball gods did the Lakers
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