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Jun 10
Any solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict based on the idea that one side will cease to exist isn’t a solution at all — it’s a fantasy indulged in by people a world away from the catastrophe who can afford the luxury of urging others to do the fighting and the dying.
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If your behavior makes the world less safe for a particular group of people, then the fact that you personally don’t consider yourself bigoted toward that group of people is utterly irrelevant.
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NOTE TO BIGOTS:
I’m unimpressed when you say “I don't care if you're white or black or green or purple."
Half those people don't exist and half of the rest are you.
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COMING SOON TO THE SOUTH LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE:
The World Goat-Fucking Championship
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Jun 14
On this Flag Day, the President once reminds the American people to never, EVER desecrate the flag.
But the buildings the flag flies over, you can do whatever the fuck you want to them.
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Jun 14
There is no cruelty quite so cruel as the cruelty committed in the name of a just cause.
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Jun 14
Here’s a genuine mystery:
Harley-Davidson sells motorcycles in Israel, sometimes to the IDF. Yet Hamas groupies never gather at biker bars and menace the patrons of such establishments. For some reason, they’d rather harass teenagers at a Hillel meeting.
I can’t imagine why.
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Jun 13
The next time you're in Washington DC, you won't want to miss the famous Reflecting Algae Farm!
politico.com/news/2026/06/12…
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Jun 13
Spencer Pratt has now officially entered the 16th minute of his 15 minutes of fame.
huffpost.com/entry/spencer-p…
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Jun 13
Yes, that’s a big problem with HuffPost, especially when you try to read it on the phone.
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Jun 13
The Southern Baptist Convention formally banned women from serving as pastors, arguing that all the apostles were men.
All of the apostles were also Jews from the Middle East, but the Baptists show a remarkable flexibility on that point.
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Jun 12
Now we know if a trillion dollars is a cure for being a racist asshole.
It isn’t.
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Jun 10
THE LATEST DIRECTIVE FROM BARI WEISS:
Henceforth all CBS News programming will end with the words "I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message."
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Jun 9
Bill Maher bravely sided with the billionaire bosses of Scott Pelley, who fired him from 60 Minutes. Bill also bravely didn’t reveal they’ll soon be HIS bosses and that Pelley foe Bari Weiss is a friend and frequent guest.
Maher talks tough, but not to those who sign his checks.
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Jun 9
THE BAD NEWS: Once again, the Republicans are campaigning on the assumption that the American people are morons.
THE WORSE NEWS: It will probably work in Texas.
x.com/atrupar/status/2064153…
Jun 9
Ted Cruz on Talarico: "If you were making a list of 1,000 adjectives to describe this guy, 'masculine' would not be one of them. I mean, if a stiff breeze came by it would blow him over like a feather."
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Jun 9
I'm sure Talarico is terribly upset that his manliness is questioned by Teddy, who let Trump insult his father and his wife and who vacationed in Cancún while a natural disaster ravaged Texas — and then blamed it on his children. What a macho guy!
x.com/atrupar/status/2064153…
Jun 9
Ted Cruz on Talarico: "If you were making a list of 1,000 adjectives to describe this guy, 'masculine' would not be one of them. I mean, if a stiff breeze came by it would blow him over like a feather."
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Jun 9
Is there anything more pathetic than an 80-year-old man who's still scared of girls?
youtube.com/watch?v=TST2QFRt…
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Jun 8
The only thing that makes me jealous of Trump supporters is thinking about all the money they don't have to spend on colonoscopies because their heads are up their asses.
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