Horny Goofball.Standup Comic.Ice Cream Maker.Lover of Cigars and Sneakers.
Joined September 2012
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It’s 75 degrees outside. Touch grass and eat ass New York!
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I haven’t posted on here in years and never know wtf is going on. But please come and check out my solo show on Saturday!
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20 Oct 2022
Just posted a photo @ The Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant instagram.com/p/Cj8e3F-gj5i/…
10 Jul 2022
I ran into an ex from 6 years ago last night. He said, “how come you haven’t had me over and offered me food?” I explained, “That lunchlady bitch has been dead for years.” RIP
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28 Jun 2022
Ain’t no birth control more effective than a man telling you he’s on the verge of tears!
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20 Jun 2022
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30 May 2022
When I left Mexico City, I promised myself not to bang any more dumb dudes when I got back. A few weeks, and a couple union dudes later I’m like, who even makes Mid-year resolutions???
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23 May 2022
I wanna get in good enough shape that I can bang two dudes a day, and feel nothing physically AND emotionally.
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20 May 2022
What the fuck is the point of dealing with someone younger, if they are just as tired as you are????
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16 May 2022
When I was in Mexico City, this guy told me that people have underground orgies in the metro. I said, “so what are we doing in your car???”
#cdmx
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14 May 2022
Instead of saying I had a hookup, I’m going to start saying that I ruined a man’s life today. 💦💦💦
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7 May 2022
I’m on vacation and still don’t have the time to figure out wtf is happening in season 2 of Russian Doll.
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2 Apr 2022
If I send you a nude, then you send a picture of your face, trust and believe that I’ll never sit on it.
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28 Mar 2022
Where was Will Smith when that white chick was telling jokes in the movie theater???
#Oscars
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