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Indexes Are Magic @IndexesAreMagic
Joined October 2020
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Indexes Are Magic@IndexesAreMagic
19 Nov 2024
All my friends have moved to BlueSky, so I'm going over there with them. My friends at DCAC have created a starter pack on BlueSky that you can use to connect with all of them. go.bsky.app/McxbdJy See everyone over there.
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27 Jul 2024
Holy shit! Trump just laid out his plans to be a dictator. Where the hell is the media?? “You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine…In four years, you won’t have to vote again.”

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DCAC - @dcac.com on BSky@DCACco
6 Oct 2023
buff.ly/3tfvh9j Heading to #sqlpass or Microsoft #Ignite? Register for DCAC's annual Karaoke party on Nov 14, 2023. Fun, meeting new friends, and free drinks (if you get signed up soon).
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It is almost time for the final day for #sqlbits. Be sure to take advantage of the final day to swing buy, grab some D&D dice from @DCACco (there's a full set of 7 dice in our gift bags), say hi to the team and get some stickers (the one of me is the best).
Indexes Are Magic@IndexesAreMagic
17 Mar 2023
Don't forget to come by the @DCACco booth at #sqlbits and talk to our team, say high and get your dice (they told me what's in the bag) and the sticker of ME!
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Meagan Longoria@MMarie
16 Mar 2023
Hey, @SQLBits #PowerBI people! It's 12 minutes to AMA time. Join us in the auditorium. We've got Kasper and Prathy and Patrick and Alberto and Chris and Gabby. Come and ask the others some difficult questions! 😁
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Hey I see @jdanton speaking on the screen in the exhibit hall. Check out his session and our booth at #sqlbits.
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Don't forget to come by the @DCACco booth at #sqlbits and talk to our team, say high and get your dice (they told me what's in the bag) and the sticker of ME!
Indexes Are Magic@IndexesAreMagic
16 Mar 2023
If you are at #sqlbits, come to the @DCACco booth, get your badge scanned, and tell friends at the booth that "Indexes Are Magic" to get one of my stickers! They are limited edition, so you'll need to ask to get one. Don't forget to grab one of our mystery bags as well.
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Hey, I can watch @MMarie speaking from the @DCACco booth. So cool that #sqlbits plays sessions on the exhibit hall wall.
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Indexes Are Magic@IndexesAreMagic
16 Mar 2023
If you are at #sqlbits, come to the @DCACco booth, get your badge scanned, and tell friends at the booth that "Indexes Are Magic" to get one of my stickers! They are limited edition, so you'll need to ask to get one. Don't forget to grab one of our mystery bags as well.
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OMG, I'm on the #sqlbits booth. Like front and center. I look amazing. Come and say hi and take your pic with me.
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It's time for #sqlbits. If can't wait to see the surprises that the @DCACco team has setup.
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On our way to #sqlbits We checked out some tower made by a guy named Gustave Eiffel. It looks cool, but it's not database performance tuning cool.
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Or swag is on its way to #sqlbits. Can't wait to open these and see what is in them. Come by our booth, talk to my people about #sqlserver, #Azure, #AWS (or any #cloud) or just saw high and grab some SWAG. We'll be there all week.
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The @DCACco #swag for the #sqlbits booth has arrived. The bags look like something good is inside them, but @mrdenny won't tell me what it is. Guess I'll find out at @SQLBits like everyone else. (Yes all I have is this picture.) #sqlserver #conference #sqlpass #Azure #AWS
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Here's a pic of my friends @jdanton, @SQLEspresso, and @SqlrUs talking about work that they've done at one of @DCACco's clients. I'm pretty sure that I heard my favorite phrase in there as well. #sqlpass #sqlbits #sqlserver #Azure #aws
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I've been told that we have a video monitor at our booth at #sqlbits. My friends @jdanton, @SQLEspresso and @SqlrUs got together to talk about some performance tuning that they've done for one of our clients. Hopefully we'll bring the video with us to show everyone. #sqlserver
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My friends are getting ready for panel talk.
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I can't wait to see all my #sqlfriends and #sqlfamilyat #sqlbits in a couple of months. We're going to have #stickers, #swag, and some good times. (The bosses said that I might be featured at the conference, I have no idea what they are talking about, and they won't tell me.)
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I can't wait to see all my #sqlfamily at #sqlbits in a couple of months. We're going to have #stickers, #swag, and a great time. We're going to party just like we did at the #sqlpass a couple of short months ago. I'm told that the @DCACco team has some suprises in store as well
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