Chick with a shtick. Multiple award winning comedian, tattoo artist, and filmmaker.
Joined April 2013
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8 Oct 2021
My trans jokes are better than Dave Chappelle's trans jokes.
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Idk but I'm shorter than a T-800 so probably somewhere around T-600
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Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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Oh if their trashy ass backyard trampoline wrestling match gets cancelled due to weather I just know they're gonna blame it on the gays.
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They've destroyed so much of the place they had to put up a picture of the Whitehouse in front of the Whitehouse like some Coyote and Roadrunner visual gag.
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Old He-Man fans didn't go see the movie because they're all over 50 and dead.
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Old He-Man fans are celebrating Masters of the Universe bombing. They claim a serious, dramatic movie would have saved it. Are they right?
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Y'all can chill, I'm an old He-Man fan and I'm still kicking. For now.
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If we're being honest that's just how they say hello in Ireland.
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He's gonna demand it be drained again and just straight up have it filled full of blue lead paint that his cult will lap up to own the libs.
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My friend sent me this asking if their tattoo was bad and I was like "Nah, that's an excellent tattoo of Homelander's dog"
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Maybe you suffer from an undiagnosed intellectual or developmental disability?
Maybe you just suck?
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"I don't care if you're trans, your work should speak for itself!"
Yes.
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Our president r#pes children, one ghoul has hoarded enough wealth to feed the entire planet hundreds of times over and pays less taxes than you reading this, people are financing groceries, on and on. If something doesn't change it won't be aliens blowing up the Whitehouse.
New stunning UFO-related videos released by Pentagon.
🎥: The Department of War
Community note
Some of the videos are artistic recreations or from prior releases, not all new raw footage. tmz.com/2026/06/12/dep… war.gov/ufo
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At this point blowing up the Whitehouse wouldn't even hit the same since they demolished half of it and setup a makeshift backyard wrestling ring. Hell, bulldozing the entire thing would increase the property value at this point.
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I have two tattoos booked for this entire month. Y'all really failing supporting queer artists during pride month.
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Like for real if I wanted to put in this much work just to be broke I'd go back to doing open mics 7 nights a week to book one gig a month that pays in drink tickets.
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RoboChop was fun to draw yesterday so I decided to do one more. Any Game of Thrones and Toys r Us fans here? I give you "The death of Prince Geoffrey"
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It probably wasn't so much efficient and elegant as it was chaotic and racist since it involved Chevy Chase.
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Brandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️ retweeted
Setup to do a tattoo and the client never came back so rather than let the black ink go to waste I decided to draw RoboChop.
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