Tweeting anonymously. Will include politics, things I'm embarrassed to say publicly (e.g. TV opinions), and mental health confessions
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Mar 19
I really ike this group of characters on #deathinparadise. It's like after 15 seasons, the writers/creative have gone "oh wait! This is an *ensemble* cast show, of course! 🤦♂️," and it's given it a lovely balance.
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Cor, Humphrey Ker's Eton shows more and more every time I see him on something #HouseOfGames
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11 Dec 2025
I should be on #1PercentRollover, I haven't got a question wrong all week*!!
*Disclaimer: today's is the first episode I've seen.
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1 Dec 2025
Kelly has a radio show! Not just her listeners, but listeners to every show on that station will be asked to vote for her, of course she's still there! #ImACeleb
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1 Dec 2025
Playing "I'm here for a good time (not a long time)" for Vogue's exit compilation is top trolling #ImACeleb
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1 Dec 2025
He's not really come across as an Angry Ginge, but definitely a Whiney Ginge.
Someone should tell him that Mancunians are shit at washing up regularly. He'll be all over it then.
#ImACeleb
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1 Dec 2025
Jack seems in a particularly good mood today, which is surprising given last night's "letter from home" debacle
#ImACeleb
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1 Dec 2025
Ginge (and to a lesser extent, Aitch)'s complaints about washing up does sound a lot like someone who's never lived without a mum/caregiver... #ImACeleb
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30 Nov 2025
A reminder that a vote for Ginge or Aitch at this point is a wasted vote. If they got all those trials, there are obviously loads of people voting for them. You'd be smarter to vote for some of the middle-of-the-road people in the hope of getting the unpopular ones gone
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30 Nov 2025
You've got to think in fan bases. Kelly's got a whole radio show audience voting for her, Vogue's probably got the Made In Chelsea folks for her, etc.
Comedy club audiences aren't the type to be watching this.
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30 Nov 2025
I am LOVING what despots the leadership is turning them all into this series! #imaceleb
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28 Nov 2025
Alex?! I didn't bother voting to save her before I thought it was a done deal!
It feels like it's always the woman of colour first.
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