But I swear to God I'm gonna change the world
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27 Jun 2020
Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go - Joshua 10.9
14 Jun 2020
Me : Gormet Popcorn ?
Him : It probably means it comes with butter and your dont have to ask for it
Me : 🤦♀️
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11 Apr 2020
I'm going to put the icecream next to the broccoli. To make myself feel better.
10 Feb 2020
I am not the only traveler
Who has not repaid his debt
I've been searching for a trail to follow again
Take me back to the night we met
10 Jan 2020
Boyfriend: I left my hat at your house.
Me: Ok. I will hold it ransom till you bring me taco bell.
1 Oct 2019
Me: checks serving size
Serving Size: 14 fries
Me: counts fries 1..14..16..19...
Me: it's perfect if I'm over 14. That should be enough...
#lovefries #fries #servingsize
8 Jul 2019
Boyfriend: *goes to walk away*
Me: "stop come back"
Boyfriend: "what?!"
Me: "kiss me, tell me you love me, and tell me see you tomorrow.. dont just walk away."
Boyfriend: *smooch* (sarcastic voice) "I love you and I'll see you tomorrow" *sassily walks away *
21 Jun 2019
You know you've reached a new level when Starbucks asks if you want your usual! #movingup @Starbucks
11 Jun 2019
You know what kind of day it's gonna be when you pull your pants out from the dryer and your pants are still wet.... 😥 #scared
26 Apr 2019
Some people probably look really good singing into their toothbrush... I am not one of those people. #Sing
10 Mar 2019
… So I just did me some talking to the sun
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleeping on the job