All us addicts line up our next hit of relief.

Our boy @machinegunkelly didn’t need that last twenty minutes to blow us away last night - he’d already taken us to the sky. Great show at Pine Knob. First MGK concert was a blast!

It's not a coincidence that the richest man in history is also the saddest, most pathetic, unlikeable cunt in history

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

We have created a system in which we are enslaved… but at least there are cats and coffee.

Gently down the stream

Getting extra groceries with a food pickup without missing any items you ordered is like winning a middle-class sweepstakes. I won big today - $81.71!

“I will do it tomorrow.” said Toad. “Today, I will take life easy.”

You can be repulsed by the general idea that there's a trillionaire while also being repulsed by the specific idea that it's Elon Musk.

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500. If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

Honestly, i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks. daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs. college costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and puts students into debt for life and yet we have thousands of professors living in their cars. everything we need is astronomically expensive and yet almost none of the money we pay is going towards the people actually doing the work and providing the services.

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

Wait, so we were told to take shorter showers, turn off the tap while brushing our teeth, and conserve water at every opportunity… but data centers can show up and use millions of gallons like it’s nothing?

i like the old ways and the worn paths

Our trains here babe

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

Week of 6/7 in Libra: Love will flow to you. In the positive bath of it you will grow. Power is in the orange light. You are powerful within the blue.

Our government shoots our protestors in the head because we are already owned.

Forget everything I said I’d do today. This is me now.

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.