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13 Feb 2018
[[thought I'd update this ol' thing! What can I help ya with? Follow me and I'll be sure to grab you a coffee on my way in!]]
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14 Feb 2018
Bought a bag of hard candy hearts and will be putting one on every desk and person I pass. Happy Valentine, Guys! <3
13 Feb 2018
I started carrying a first aid kit around ever since that roomba with an energy gun taped to it ran wild. Stabby was dangerous enough, guys!
13 Feb 2018
The boss: COFFEE!
Me: Here!
The bossman: No, I mean get me coffee.
Happens way too often.
4 Jul 2016
Obviously. So that means you'll wear one when I return this one to you? Say, tomorrow?
3 Jul 2016
Seriously? You're picking a turtleneck over any other garment? You know you've got to prove it now.
3 Jul 2016
satisfied, tugs it on* So why the faith? You didn't know what I was planning with it.
3 Jul 2016
That's all I needed to know. Barton gave me his outfit with chicken nuggets still in the pockets. *sniffs the sweater and -
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3 Jul 2016
*laughs* I meant in the sweater. I don't doubt you've had your proper training.
3 Jul 2016
If you are as strong in your conviction as your eyebrow game is, you definitely will! What about training? Trained in this?
2 Jul 2016
The biggest crime is that they let such fine specimen join the force & superhero teams.
2 Jul 2016
things more often. Tell me, how many bad guys did you chase down today?
2 Jul 2016
*eyes him for a second, then takes the sweater, hands rolling the fabric between fingers and palm* Remind me to ask for -
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2 Jul 2016
"Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground. "
- Theodore Roosevelt
26 Jun 2016
Remind me not to invite you on one of my errant runs. Unless you like loud pterodactyl screeching to each tune.