Intro/Magra β 30s β Am I five croccos in a trenchcoat? πππππππ¦ Vote now on your phones!! β they/them β icon @gogmazios β hdr @jellyfishjulep
Offering Received: A large phone book (#849)
the phone app doesn't work for them, but they're trying to call some numbers anyway. like what if they need a plumber? or a lawyer? they dont think they do but it'd be nice to call and see... (they just like the noises it makes)
Offering Received: You can scruff the dragon? I want to scruff the dragon. I invite all my ghost hand friends to scruff the dragons. Unless politely refused. Or impolitely refused. (#848)
you have exactly 10 seconds to enjoy this before they blast you with lightning.
Offering Received: A large bottle of the highest quality shampoo (fur and feather friendly) (#846)
it's quite nice! they tried styling their fur a bit differently! they probably won't keep it, but it's fun to experiment
Offering Received: The concept of gravity, distilled, chilled and cinnamon-scented (#842)
oh! that's quite heavy! usually they can handle heavy things but this thing is getting past their weightlessness... at least it smells nice
Offering Received: can i offer the Cup an (normal non-dragon) egg in these trying times? (#841)
an egg for Cup! an egg for Cup! they're going to find a nice place to eat it!!
Offering Received: a totally fair gambling machine (it only lets Cup win) (#840)
Cup finds the machine overstimulating... and Hat hates losing... and the dragon isn't really sure about letting their little ones gamble
Offering Received: SchrΓΆdingers box. It is not known if something is inside of it or not until one looks inside (#839)
well they opened the box. and now they know. and they'll never tell you what they see!
Offering Received: Exactly $19.99- no more, no less. (#836)
they're trying out the hoarding thing people keep thinking they do! they've already got a bunch of dollars, so they're adding these ones to the pile, and it's quite satisfying!
Offering Received: baggie of treats for the old god in the fish tank (unfathomably delicious) (#835)
it's a big fan of these little dried fishies! so are the anomalocarises!
Offering Received: nametags :) (#834)
Hat really wanted to be them, so they traded nametags, but if Hat was them and they were Hat, Cup didn't want to just be Cup so Cup became Hat, they became Cup and Hat became them. Cup even had a hat ready for being Hat
Offering Received: A snow day. (#833)
it's late spring? why is it snowing? and so much too! there's supposed to be three steps down from the front door!