Minor league internet personality. Dog enjoyer. Founding Member of @CarpeBoredom. I miss Vine. He/Him.
Joined May 2009
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6 Feb 2024
Hey, I'm back for a sec. Go follow me on the new Twitter that isn't Threads. (It's bluesky). Okay bye again.
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22 Nov 2023
I've thought about it for a while now and I've decided not to deactivate my twitter account but rather to just delete it off my phone and never get on it again. If we are mutuals, hit me up on Discord to stay in touch.
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11 Jul 2023
Hey guys! @CarpeBoredom is on Zuck's new better twitter! You'll never guess the username! (it's CarpeBoredom)
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1 Jun 2023
I found this funny little fellow aboard the Ovation of the Seas. He's just a dapper Little man #CRUISINGDUCKS
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8 May 2023
Two years ago my mom found out she had cancer when she almost died after being misdiagnosed with COPD. My dad has Parkinson's and has difficulty with his motor functions. It has been entirely up to me to make sure my parents are taken care of. I feel like I'm being run ragged.
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8 May 2023
I don't care that my sister cut me off. It's par for the course for how she has treated me her entire life. But doing that to our mom is just cruel. I don't know how she can live with herself. I will never forgive my sister for abandoning our mother when she needed her most.
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8 May 2023
Sorry for the rant. This has just been building up and I needed to get it out.
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