iM a pArOdy | @hellojintao’s official translator (ancient mandarin)
Joined July 2022
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Lisan al-Gaib!
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Buying the top as a hedge for my bottom shorts
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Guys this is serious the cardboard and burlap are essentially screaming recession and the jars keep piling up at the underpass
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She looked me in the eyes and asked me if I had checked the Cardboard markets
Man I love this girl
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I need to get back to posting about that mandarin dude (ancient) but Im kinda busy listening to Upbeat music
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This chinese dude Jintao keeps talking about coins but all he does on the livestreams is drink, smoke (with cats) and eat?????
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Just got the full set of Makita and Im building a bunker for chinese nationals to hide in when Jintao markets sells another trillion
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Just add some (Upbeat music) when you close your liquidated position in profit
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Markets wont be going up guys, it just cant - we dont have the technology for it anymore
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Would really be a shame if Jintao decides to sell another trillion of our coins this week
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Im so excited for ICP doing a 100x today
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Turns out hockey is an european game
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She said its over
Didnt know she meant the market
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Thats my quant and he doesnt speak one word of english
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Do you guys remember the 1day bullmarket of May 2026?
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the memorial day bear remembrance has concluded.
the memorial day forward looking bull remembrance has commenced.
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