albino polar bear | I have my way with words.
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my friend who i was the wing man for and introduced him to his girl is having ED
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i know white guys like this daydream about being black so badly it hurts that it's the one fantasy they know will never come true, so they project
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How women look at an illegal, murderous, rapey, cannibalistic, psychopathic serial killer 3rd worlder with an IQ of 53
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ignorance is truly bliss 😅. I envy the willfully stupid ðŸ˜
correcting americans when they're incorrect is not on my bingo card as they are loud in their ignorance
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correcting americans when they're incorrect is not on my bingo card as they are loud in their ignorance
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#WidowsBay S2 will focus to expose a cult among the population that has been willfully enabling the island's shenanigans for centuries
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had i not attempted the asian squat to see how simple it is i wouldn't have noticed the tin of condensed milk hiding under the whatnot. thank you 😅
BBC journalists try to do the 'Asian squat', a resting position frequently used by people in places like China, Japan, and much of Asia.
🎧 Click for more on cultural traditions around the world bbc.in/4vNYZgP
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messiah of the freaks speaks 😅
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didn't find her. next time.
stayed up past my bedtime waiting on sleep to find me but it didn't come so I'm gone looking for it.
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you getting cooked right now...
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I respect Messi’s greatness, but I’m fully convinced he’s going goal‑less this World Cup and Argentina are getting grouped. He holds them back.
Bookmark this and come back when it happens.
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stayed up past my bedtime waiting on sleep to find me but it didn't come so I'm gone looking for it.
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The Bookkeeping Hypothesis: "Balancing the Ledger"
​Before the invention of computers or even modern eras of erasable graphite pencils, commercial transactions were recorded by hand in ink using a "Waste Book" (a daily chronological log) or a permanent accounting ledger.
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We're an American English dictionary, so yes...we call it 'soccer.'
We said there was no clear etymology.
If you want to send evidence for your theory, we'd be happy to take a look!
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a line was drawn to close the book. The term transferred to sports to describe a game that concluded with zero net advantage to either side.
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The use of draw to mean a tie stems from early commercial bookkeeping. crossed‑out ledger entries typically indicate an error or a cancelled entry, corrected by striking thru the line rather than removing it. Sports culture borrowed this ledger-balancing terminology.
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watching: Deep Water (2026) and these sharks are not fucking around.
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'deported migrant escape jamaica's detention centre" is going to be plastered across the gleaner's front page big and bold in the middle of a random jamaican week. they already have it typed and saved ready to print.
Minister of National Security and Peace, Dr Horace Chang has issued a statement on Jamaica’s Third Country National’s arrangement with the United States.
He says individuals who may be transferred under this framework are not being brought to Jamaica as permanent migrants.
READ his statement in full.
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this like when I order sumt'n off amazon and it's not enough for their 'free delivery' so I add some other stuff and they deliver all the non-essentials first and the one item I needed gets delivered dead last.
Was craving a pie so I ordered a pie but it wasn’t enough for the delivery minimum so I added random shit I don’t need.
Reader, they delivered everything except my pie ðŸ«
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must have an upset stomach— give it some Pepto bismol and keep it hydrated and it should feel better in the morning
Scientists spot powerful UFOs blasting out of a monster black hole
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