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1) 5’8” / Hustle 2) @Bucks 3) Only person to win 7th & 8th Grade Holy Angels classic in my grade school class due to being traded for a bottle of Korbel (true story) 4) @matthewdelly 5) Make sure Ankles and Knees are intact 6) Imagine it’s me
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@NASA my father in law is in the bathroom please hold launch until flush.
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@NASA clear for takeoff (flush activated)
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Thomas Eisenhauer retweeted
Love to see how these 4 teams ranked in special teams over that time frame
Regular season wins since 2011 season 1. NE: 158 (5 Super Bowl appearances) 1. KC: 158 (6 Super Bowl appearances) 3. GB: 155 (0 Super Bowl appearances) 4. SEA: 154 (3 Super Bowl appearances)

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What’s the worst thing you ever had happen to you TJ?
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Listening to the @Brewers walk-off in the northwoods with a bourbon…nothing better.
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Steelers boomer building their team. 8-9 season incoming
CB Jalen Ramsey traded to the Steelers.
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Hey @AppleMusic bring back the music quiz from the old iPod days.
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That's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! / S04E19 The Implant seinfeldism.com/s04e19-the-i… #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism
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Get Kuzma out.
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I’m not saying this is going to happen but wouldn’t it be funny if the Vikings spend all this money, let Darnold walk and JJ just poops the bed?
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Did you hear that one joke about a reality TV star, a foreign sitcom actor and an author walk into the Oval Office? #Ukraine
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US Politics are definitely in their Attitude Era.

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I’m at the stage of life where microwaved coffee from this morning’s brew and a handful of M&M’s really hits at 1pm.
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1. Giannis 2. Delly 3. Khris 4. Jrue 5. Big Dog 6. Redd 7. Ray 8. Sam Cassell 9. Bobby 10. Ersan #bucks
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Thomas Eisenhauer retweeted
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#Packers TE Tucker Kraft averaged over 14.0 yards per catch despite an average depth of target of only 5.0 yards. Insane. Led all tight ends in average YAC (9.3) and missed tackles forced (15). Was second in yards/target (10.1) behind only George Kittle.
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Thomas Eisenhauer retweeted
OTD 1983 NFC Wild Card #Cardinals start throwing snowballs at #Packers fans before the game

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