Offbeat writer looking for a readership, full of ideas and essentially crazed while loving all mysterious permutations of the Madness of Ye Olde Cybercosm...
Joined September 2019
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Lonny; where the HELL did my Gretakini pix generated with your PaedoGrok go…
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Jest a thought; if the current President of the USA is so concerned with illegal drugs flooding the USA, why is he not blockading China as well where all that illegal Fentanyl and other opioids are coming from. He could surround almost the whole Chinese Navy around Taiwan now…
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Hey, pitiless pay-it-forward fans of penny-pinching professional assassins! My 1970s-set story as Edward St. Boniface, THE MINIMUM WAGES OF SIN, is at [all-due-respect.blogspot.com…]. When plotting a hot homicidal hit, there's always a Budget to fussbudget over...
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1 Nov 2025
Hey, pitiless fans of penny-pinching professional assassins! My latest 1970s-set story as Edward St. Boniface, THE MINIMUM WAGES OF SIN, is online! See [all-due-respect.blogspot.com…]. When you're staging a hot homicidal hit, there's always a Budget to fussbudget over...
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4 Oct 2025
Hey cosmic horror and ultradimensionally spaced-out fans of Great Cthulhu, my story 'Dag It, All You Fungi From Yuggoth!' appears in a Kozy Krampus anthology! Sammy Davis Junior is entertaining the extradimensional X-mas Eve crowd when...amazon.com/Kozy-Krampus-Cozy…
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4 Oct 2025
Hey cosmic horror fans and ultradimensionally spaced-out acolytes of Great Cthulhu, my story 'Dag It, All You Fungi From Yuggoth' appears in a mad Kozy Krampus anthology! Sammy Davis Junior is entertaining the extradimensional Christmas Eve crowd when...amazon.com/Kozy-Krampus-Cozy…
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7 Jul 2025
Hey, Far Out Boffo 1970s Paranoid Fiction fans! My latest crime-mystery-freakoff-party story as Edward St. Boniface: "MARVIN MUMMS: (A Small And Hollow Man)" is now online. Please check Marvin and Me out at this dedicated link: [exterminatingangel.com/tag/e…]
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1 Jul 2025
Hey, Far Out 1970s Paranoid Fiction fans! My latest crime-mystery-freakout story as Edward St. Boniface: "MARVIN MUMMS: (A Small And Hollow Man)" is now online. Please check Marvin and Me out at this dedicated link: [exterminatingangel.com/tag/e…]
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1 Jul 2025
Hey, Far Out 1970s Paranoid Mystery fans! Exterminating Angel Press has just published my latest story as Edward St. Boniface: "MARVIN MUMMS: (A Small And Hollow Man)" in their new online issue. Please check Marvin and Me out at this dedicated link: [exterminatingangel.com/tag/e…]
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15 Jan 2025
Hey paranoia fans, do you like Neo-Noir cool corporate conspiracy? Devious square assassins? ROACH MOTELS? My latest anthologised story as Edward St. Boniface, 'My Own Private Roach Motel', is available from: amazon.co.uk/Crimeucopia-Don…
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29 Sep 2024
Subscribe to Tenebrous Press, by @TenebrousPress tenebrouspress.substack.com/… ; if you like a good tenebrous and tentacular tabula recta between The Horrors...
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12 Jun 2024
Hi, my story 'JUDAS' will shortly be appearing the in the new historical crime anthology from MURDEROUS INK PRESS. They're a fun and innovative crime publisher and anyone interested can find it at...amazon.com/Crimeucopia-Throu…
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3 Jun 2024
Hey fellow crime fans, I recently had the privilege of having another story accepted by Murderous Ink Press whose THROUGH THE PAST DARKLY anthology publishes in mid-June...
amazon.com/Crimeucopia-Throu…
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11 Apr 2024
The case for trigger warnings thebookseller.com/comment/th……This is Censorship by the back door. Please provide an exact definition of the ‘harm’ that is being prevented, and where that definition originates with its status in current law with respect to Free Speech.
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21 Nov 2023
Hi, I'm a writer who would like to submit and just wondering what your outside limits for story lengths are and if you're accepting submissions right now?
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1 Mar 2024
…I’m not a webzine. But if you’re looking for places to submit shot stories try the free SUBMISSION GRINDER search engine…thegrinder.diabolicalplots.c…
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Zero Points Of Articulation close2thebone.co.uk/wp/zero-… via @ScatterOfAshes I'm very keen for comment, Hale or Harsh or Anything Betwixt on this recently-published story celebrating the macabre side of the Plastic Fantastic...
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18 Dec 2023
Hey, Neo-Noir fans! Do you groove on paranoia and the Plastic Fantastic? Check out my fun short story 'Zero Points Of Articulation'. In 1975’s New York art and subversive literary scene, Styrofoam is the solution to every ‘executive reassignment’ problem:
close2thebone.co.uk/wp/zero-…
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5 Mar 2023
#CrimeBookJunkie New offbeat horror-Noir story: Personal moral failure. Murderous corporate conspiracy. Tragic waste of potential. BAD KARMA. Ends with a cranial drill. Read and critique short tale 'Penner Viscount Alexander', a Small And Hollow Man...
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2 Dec 2023
…Sadly this website seems to have vanished into the cybercosm aether. Perhaps I can get it published again someday…
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