This is what I sell.

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They don't listen 🤦🤦

Mutual check-in 🤍....How was your day? Mine was rainy, peaceful, and cozy How did yours go?

The most responsible thing someone has said concerning the whole thing. Some people are complaining about jumping keke, trekking, waking up by 4am to prepare breakfast. You people don't learn anything. Coconut head.😑

Babe fit de nice to you make you think say na green light. Babe fit de give green light make you think say she just de nice. If you never put bress for my mouth your green light na just rainbow.

Avoid women or avoid masturbation?? I don tire for una.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Time flies

Terrorists took turns raping a 52-year-old mother in front of her two children. They recorded it and posted the video online. We aren’t resilient people, we’re just cowards.

Pedro Isco J.Rodriguez David Villa Benzema Iniesta Xavi Xavi Alonso Sergio Ramos Sergio Bousqhet DiMaria(D silent assassin) IBRA Van Persie Iheanacho Osimhen Ahmed Musa El-Pistoru(Luiz Suarez) Edison Cavani Rooney Sane Mane Hakimi

This is how people cross bridges in Ilorin, Kwara State, Nigeria. Brethren, The year is 2026.

Atiku Abubakar-AA

I'll also say this as someone who grew up on the nice side of the barbed wire fences and high gates in the very nice part of town where the Nigerian 0.1% live - learn to touch grass and worry about yourself because rich people really do not care about you. Like, at all. The Nigerian rich don't even like each other. They barely tolerate one another and make practical alliances to preserve wealth and influence. And now that the economy is too small to support all the children of the Nigerian 0.1%, nearly everyone I grew up with in the nice, leafy part of town now lives in Toronto or London or wherever. You, Mr N250k/month Union Bank contract staff are not part of rich people's thinking at all. At. All. The rich have no plans for you. They have no plans to create opportunities for you. They have no plans to fix the things they broke on their way to building that N1bn townhouse in Parkview Estate. They have no plans to contribute towards making society better. If Satan came from Hell with a tail and horns growing out of his head and he ran for political office, the rich would all go make deals with him - because in the world of the rich, the only thing that matters is their own interests, and making sure that they never, EVER have to live like you or next to you. So all this simping and vicarious fawning over wealth and fame that you people do everyday is the most redundant thing in the world - the rich have no intention of expanding their circle to let you in, and they have no intention of enabling the conditions for you to create your own independent circle of wealth. The only thing the rich need from you is to be poor and obedient, so that your labour can be cheap, plentiful and replaceable. Statistically as a Nigerian, you will NEVER be rich or close to it. You will NEVER live in Maitama. 99.99% of Nigerians who have existed since 1960 have prayed and fantasised about becoming rich, and 99.99% of those prayers and fantasies never came true. That's just math. You will never be a rich and famous celebrity. You will never be a successful content creator. You will never make millions shilling crypto, trading Forex, sports betting, or whatever the fuck is the latest quick wealth fantasy in town. It's just not going to happen. That being the case, a much more constructive use of your time would be to fight for the material elevation of what you actually have, where you actually have it. Instead of daydreaming about the N300m house in Lekki that 3 generations of your family cannot buy, get involved in a local effort to give your own immediate neighbourhood a facelift, or a political campaign to pressure the state to build high quality social housing. If you hate being harassed without consequence online, instead of vicariously enjoying how a celebrity has used their wealth and influence to jail someone for making a horrid tweet, fight for a judiciary and legal system that is transparent and accessible to all, so that a singer living in the UK on a global talent visa doesn't get to have more access to your Nigerian justice system than you who lives in Nigeria 24/7. Instead of building your mental architecture around the false idea of being a "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" who will someday take your rightful place on Banana Island, touch grass tonight and accept that it will never happen, and what you need to do instead is fight for where you are to become a better, more liveable place that you no longer wish to escape from. Stop cosplaying as rich folk. Stop cooing and fawning over rich folk. Stop daydreaming about someday "blowing up" and buying a house next to Burna Boy. Rich people have no intention of sharing their world with you. Free yourself from the tyranny of living vicariously through people who don't care that you exist. Them no really send any part of your papa at all.

Dear @WorldBankGroup STOP GIVING NIGERIA FRESH LOANS! STOP GIVING NIGERIA FRESH LOANS! STOP GIVING NIGERIA FRESH LOANS! STOP GIVING NIGERIA FRESH LOANS! STOP GIVING NIGERIA FRESH LOANS! You already approved a whopping total of $9.35 billion in loans & credits between June 2023 & May 2026 for the BAT administration Enough is enough! Add your voice & repost this until The World Bank does the needful. 💔💔

While filming a movie in 2014, Jackie Chan sang "Rolling in the Deep" with a group of Mongolian locals after finding out that they knew the song by heart, even though they don’t speak English 😁 It was never part of the movie script.

Humans

A man should post something like this...I want to check something.

As a Nigerian, you should have experienced this at least once..

The highest quality video of the moon was just released

Nelson Mandela of South Africa 🇿🇦 was hidden in Nigeria from the apartheid Govt for 6 months by former Nigerian Minister, Mbazulike Amaechi in 1963. South Africans former President Thabo Mbeki lived in Nigeria from 1977-84. 🇳🇬 Jaja Wachuku saved Mandela from the death penalty in 1963/1964. We remember incase you guys have forgotten 💔

2026 will be a good year