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20 Mar 2025
“We can’t now say that bigness is making it impossible to educate…”
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23 Nov 2024
Moth Club Faces Second Building Planning Application - Sign the Petition! chng.it/BzPHTXytDc via @UKChange
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26 Jul 2024
“The balloon will be piloted by the reanimated corpses of the Montgolfier brothers…”
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26 Jul 2024
“And now the flame is passed to every French person who has ever lived…”
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26 Jul 2024
The lass holding this bloke’s umbrella looks quite dry. Is there someone just out of shot holding a brolly over her? An infinite, regressive chain of umbrella holders stretching all the way to the Belgian border?
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26 Jul 2024
“Live, from Norwich. It’s the quiz of the week. The Sale Of The Century…”
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12 May 2024
Ten Hag on the touchline today with all the sartorial flair of a man who’s had a night in the cells to sober up
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5 May 2024
Friday’s “the Tories have played an expectation-management blinder” narratives have aged like a tub of price-cut prawns
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5 Feb 2024
Oh, what japes!
5 Feb 2024
Rishi Sunak has accepted a £1,000 bet from Piers Morgan that deportation flights to Rwanda will be up and running before the General Election.
The full interview is due to be shown on the Piers Morgan Uncensored YouTube channel at 2pm and TalkTV at 8pm on Monday (5 February).
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13 Jan 2024
“But what if the air strikes don’t convince the Houthi to stop their campaign against Red Sea shipping?”
“We’ll commission an ITV drama about them”
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30 Sep 2023
“And that’s why I’m scrapping VAT on little tree-shaped air fresheners…”
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30 Sep 2023
Just made a young man laugh out loud on Ealing Broadway. To be fair though, he was huffing on a load of nitrous at the time. I’m not going to assume my comedy schtick is stage-ready just yet.
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21 Sep 2023
“Yeah, so it’s about those bins a’ yours. From next week, my guys are gonna be collectin’ seven. Yeah; seven. That’s every day, rain or shine. An’ don’t go cryin’ to Little Carmine, y’hear…”
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