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3 Apr 2020
I wish I was brave enough to say "In a while, crocodile!" BEFORE someone else says "See you later, alligator!" Just to see what would happen
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AJ Batterman retweeted
27 Jan 2020
why is everybody so interested in iowa couscous
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22 Jan 2020
HE'S DEAD. I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY FOR YEARS.
22 Jan 2020
We’re devastated to confirm that Mr. Peanut is gone. He died doing what he did best – having people’s backs when they needed him most. #RIPeanut
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21 Jan 2020
Have you ever felt an emotion that can not be defined by a word, but can be defined by a sound? Today I feel like a pterodactyl screech.
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5 Jan 2020
Honestly, I'll vibe with the way 2020 is starting off. Let's just get all the BS out of the way in the first week or two.
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5 Jan 2020
My name is Paige Marie Crane and I am making ramen at 2:00 AM. Yes, I am almost the age of an adult but I doubt I will ever actually be one.
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13 Dec 2019
One of my roommates has left a nearly full carton of eggs on top of the fridge and idk what to do
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4 Dec 2019
Dear life,
Can I please just watch my lame anime in peace?
Thank you.
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14 Nov 2019
Hmmm do I leave my window open and wake up frozen solid, or do I close my window and wake up drowning in sweat? 🤔 Tough choice.
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8 Nov 2019
If I see one more Cookie Monster flat-brim hat I'm gonna lose it.
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6 Nov 2019
Nothing quite brings me pleasure like finding a pen made of green plastic, then testing it and it actually writes in green.
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31 Oct 2019
It's not even 10 AM and I've already seen 3 people dressed as Joker. It's going to be a long day.
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2 Oct 2019
I love how Utah teachers consistently turn to Studio C for in-class videos
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1 Oct 2019
Serebii Update: There will be 18 Gyms in Pokémon Sword and Shield, spread across a minor league and a major league serebii.net/index2.shtml
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30 Sep 2019
I just put my hands together and it made a fart noise and I don't know how to make it clear to the class of 30 some people that it wasn't real.
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26 Sep 2019
What is it with college professors and not being able to help but talk about politics?
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