I shoot bandaids instead of bullets. come see the proof at twitch.tv/itsalwaysryan XXX

Joined December 2011
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23 May 2023
Hey! Another gfuel video. 10 seconds! I hope you enjoy. #GFUEL #GFUELED @GFuelEnergy @GammaLabs Basically, you know the wall is coming down.
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26 Nov 2025
Can I get an early copy? My girl isn’t doing so hot 😭😭😭
BREAKING: New pill that could make dogs live longer set to be released next year.
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1 Nov 2025
All Simpsons, All season long! Check out what awaits you this season starting with the new Battle Pass.
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Ian Watkins dead as fuck
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4 Sep 2025
Imagine the pain of not growing or showing. I live that pain every second of my life.
31 Aug 2025
being a grower and not a shower is not for the weak…
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12 Aug 2025
I thought I was going to be one of the few guys here seeing big time rush. damn I was wrong. Fuck yeah. Big time rush!
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29 Jul 2025
My dog just got 11 teeth removed. I’m so sick of going to the vet. This poor girl 😭
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26 Jul 2025
I’ve crunched the numbers. If there’s a person in front of me on a one lane street, there is a 90% chance I won’t be doing the speed limit.
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25 Jul 2025
Holy fuck happy Gilmore 2 is instantly a top 5 sandler movie for me.
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19 Jul 2025
Bye bye Tokyo. You were the greatest experience of my life. 🥹🥹🥹
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17 Jul 2025
I’m about to spend a stupid amount of money on gacha machines today.
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16 Jul 2025
In Tokyo and I can’t stop eating convenience store food. It’s all I want 😭😭😭
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10 Jul 2025
Heres my 4, I think. The 4th one was hard to settle on.
4 albums that made the biggest impact on my music taste
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10 Jul 2025
Fine. I’ll say it. I hope they both die.
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9 Jul 2025
I swear this is how all these fuckers drive and I hope they all die.

ALT Spongebob Big Toe GIF

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29 Jun 2025
Why did I wait so long to watch all these Ghibli movies?!?!
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13 Jun 2025
FOX x FORTNITE TRAILER 😭😭😭 [VIA @DrewDisneyDude] x.com/HYPEX/status/193361689…
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5 Jun 2025
How the FUCK do you disable blue shells? #Switch2 #MarioKartWorld
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30 May 2025
No one does it like the GOATs. Re-recordings AND originals for normal vinyl price? And the sickest vinyl out there.
Celebrating 25 years of UTIRO We’ve self released a limited amount of vinyl along with some merch goodies. Go grab something 18Vmerch.com
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14 May 2025
Do I update my back orrrr??
I’ll tell you what. The King is returning soon, on @Hulu and #HuluOnDisneyPlus. #KingOfTheHill
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14 Apr 2025
After going to the emergency vet for the 2nd time in 3 months, I highly recommend to everyone to never get an animal. My dog hurting is the most pain I have ever felt. I feel like Im letting her down. No clue why shes hurting. Going to assume pancreas. She might have liver cancer
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14 Apr 2025
Pancreas assumption is from the pancreatitis diagnosis in January. She’s acting similar to that. Liver cancer is from the spots they saw on the ultrasound. Of course there’s a chance they’re benign. Have to see a specialist. Idk how people don’t kill their selves with their pet.
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