Father of 3, ruler of many. I love my family, the Twins and NDSU Bison. I shower regularly.
Joined May 2011
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22 Nov 2025
Saw a Xmas tree up in someone’s house yesterday…. Gross.. Do people not understand the beauty of a turkey day meal with family ?
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18 Oct 2025
With cold weather coming, name your favorite comfort food! Mine
1. Chilli
2. Pot Roast
3. Grilled Cheese& tomato soup.
4. Totdish
5. Anything on the grill
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13 Oct 2025
Letterkenny… it’s a great show too!! It’s hockey on ice!! Wtf did I just type?!! Effin Meatsauce took over my brain hole!!! I’m old and tired like you Hawk!!
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11 Sep 2025
When your neighbors have a party, and you aren’t invited!!!! They get me!!
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13 Jul 2025
It’s not been long enough.. NO SUPeRMAN…. Any fuckin superhero movies for that matter. I’m tired of avengers. I know it’s a dc thing, I’m nerd enough to know the difference. How’s your weekend?
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19 Jun 2025
NERDS!!! I love it!!
19 Jun 2025
When Engineers take a day off work..
Community note
This video is a prank. Placing two fans facing each other does not generate forward motion. Instead, they cancel out airflow and create turbulence. The illusion is achieved using a nearly invisible string attached between the front of the plane and the right-side fan.
Source: youtu.be/TnJdVFoZxZc?si…
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15 Jun 2025
Happy Fathers Day guys.. we had my baby girls HS grad party yesterday… time goes by fast. Cherish every moment with your kids.
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25 Feb 2025
Probably because he tore something in his shoulder.
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8 Jan 2025
How come when people fall off balconies on tv, they never land on someone?
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1 Jan 2025
Night all. I can’t wait to write 24 instead of 25 for the next month on all my paperwork.
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13 Dec 2024
Whether it’s winter or summer, you gotta hydrate. Had 4 waters today. Thanks mom😘!! @AcousticJulia
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