I wanna go to one of these so bad I don’t even care about the TV I just wanna fight

The Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight with no context #TysonPaul #PaulTyson

44th in education 49th in healthcare 44th in quality of life 44th in adult obesity 42nd in poverty rate 50th in standardized test scores

So, you want me to believe that you voted for a racist, rapist, convicted felon, business fraud who incited a deadly attack on our Capitol after losing the last election because of the price of eggs? That you voted for the orange-dipped dude who ran with a different VP because the last one was nearly hanged for not breaking democracy, because you’ve been getting fewer hours at your job these days? You want me to believe that you voted for someone who nearly every economist in the world has said will grow our debt (which he did by the third largest amount ever the last time), increase our costs, raise inflation and destroy our GDP because a burger and fries at Five Guys is more expensive than it used to be? You want me to believe that you voted for the drink bleach guy who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day because you had it so much better then, when you were stockpiling toilet paper, than you do now? You want me to believe that you voted for the guy who had 4 years to pass an infrastructure bill and didn’t, the guy who promised Mexico would pay for the wall when they didn’t, the guy who promised to bring manufacturing back, lower the cost of prescription drugs and end the opioid crisis but didn’t, because you preferred his “policies”? You want me to believe you voted for the “grab em by the pussy” guy who wants to destroy the Department of Education and to repeal the ACA despite the fact that he has nothing more than “concepts of a plan” to replace it, the guy who will roll back environmental protections, strip women and minorities of more rights, the guy who will hand Ukraine to Putin and Gaza to Netanyahu, the guy who has said he will be a “dictator on day one”, because you’re worried about losing your gas stove? I’m sorry, but I don’t believe any of that, and frankly, I’m not sure you believe it either. Because the truth is that your vote wasn’t about any of that. You voted for the traitorous embodiment of the 7 deadly sins because when it came to casting your ballot for a Black woman, you just couldn’t do it. And because you like getting away with being your worst self. And because life is a whole lot easier to stomach when all that has gone wrong for you, is someone else’s fault. Let’s be honest here, that is what it was. So when the price of eggs is $18, and your Latino neighbors have been deported or moved to some f’d up “camp” to pick the strawberries none of you will pick, and your miscarrying wife has to contend with sepsis before she’s allowed to have an abortion, and your autistic child is unable to get the early intervention they desperately need, please remember what it really was that you voted for. Because I promise you the rest of us will never, ever forget.

Tina and Bette will find each other in every lifetime

Shoutout to the lady that CACKLED with me as I pissed off a man in the Publix parking lot. He got in my way and expected ME to move. I’ll sit here til I die, sir.

Just added another family to my work roster 😎

I’m an aunt 😍😍

Going on a walk for my mental health…might fuck around and cross state lines.

“Pasta-less salad” …so salad?

The only way I wanna celebrate St. Patrick’s Day is stuffing my face with some egg rolls from McGuire’s.

Really trying to wrap my mind around why there’s an air freshener in this golf cart….there’s no doors…how are you freshening it???

It’s only Tuesday and I’m already tired of hearing “Ms. Chynnaaa” 🥲 Friday, wya brotha???

Just saw a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I love living at the beach.

I leave town for one weekend and I’ve already gotten FaceTime calls from two of my nanny kids and pictures from another 💀😂

how am i supposed to lose weight when im not used to losing ?

I love living close to the water 🥹

every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school im just like damn…i was just doing my homework fr

If something ever happens to me, get rid of my phone before you handle anything else.

Honestly, the hardest part of my job is when I can hear the kids eating. I wanna yeet myself off the roof rn.