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20 Nov 2024
Thread of COS D&D funnies
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So fun fact I just found out. The standard retail price of my new med: With no insurance and no manufacturer program is $10,000 to $20,000 a MONTH (depending on dosage) Luckily with the manufacturer programs ppl never pay this much but what the HELL do you mean 10-20k PER MONTH??
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like genuinely. This med is literally a street drug. (Although safely measured out and obviously much more safe) but honestly like at that point buying it on the street would be cheaper 😂😂 (PSA: I do not condone buying street drugs. Always get a prescription, friends.)
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I don’t think the european minds are ready to comprehend what 4th of july is like. Let alone the 250th anniversary. Especially the ones in rural areas that have 17 neighbours lighting off their own fireworks. I don’t think they’re ready for “is that a gunshot or firework” season
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I genuinely need to see the europeans going into a phantom fireworks please.
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i’m so sick of everyone’s obsession with sigurd.
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Watering the tomatoes turned into a rescue mission (The birdie was too close to the fence and would’ve been eaten by the doggies.) moved to the gnome garden until his parents come home and claim him. Not injured—just a fledgling birdie that doesn’t know how to bird yet🐦)
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I don’t think I will ever be able to play bg3 without just HATING mystra even more than i did my first playthrough. Because of what she did to Sy in my actual Campaign. Fuck Mystra.
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My 74 year dad just learned how to send texts for the first time…and it was to @Speedway for the 50 cents off gas promo tomorrow 😂.
slowly but surely he is learning.
Started with sending tiktoks. then “i love you!” messages on life360, now he’s texting! look at him go!
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(1/??) Posting this strictly for documentation purposes because my parents don’t want to call the cops.
But Wednesday (6.3.26) One of our neighbours’ three dogs came over and attacked our dog while leashed, in our yard, with my parents.
Both of my parents got injured.
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Pictures of my mom’s hand where the leash wrapped around her fingers during the fight.
It was completely numb for over an hour, she couldn’t bend or straighten her fingers without intense pain. You can see how swollen it was after being on ice (frozen green beans) for 45 minutes.
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my father got a big scratch/blood bruise on his arm from it too.
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for pride month I am simply making Eivor a ~whore~ and in my mind it’s canonically that’s she’s trying to get Kassandra out of her head
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like genuinely you can sleep with HALF OF ENGLAND, but not the demi-god coded bisexual axe swinging immortal(ish)?????
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