Small Semi-Naked Chaos Tornado -- Part-Time Wrestler -- Full Time Trainer -- Only my wife calls me Robyn -- 💒3/29/18 -- 🧒5/31/19 -- 👶 7/1/21
Joined December 2014
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12 Jul 2025
The Spider Bio, now with 50% More Nonsense docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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Jun 11
Soccer games have started, LET THE C.U.M. CUP BEGIN
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May 21
Better check yourself before you Shrek yourself
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May 13
I don't like that this tweet has 2 likes, you guys suck
who tf is robyn
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May 12
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May 12
I'm gonna do it to fuck with people.
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May 11
I don't like that I've become the responsible adult in the room. I'm going to throw up.
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May 11
See? Why can't you be normal like this one? He never makes me call his mother.
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May 10
Valerie made a mother's day card at school. Her solution was to draw both of her moms in a big heart, then rip it in two and give one half to each of us.
Maybe not the effect she was going for, but I guess this ripped up half of a heart is going on the fridge now.
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May 10
Hearing Val laughing hysterically at whatever she and Liz are doing in the other room, and I'm reminded that this is my beautiful little life ❤️
I don't give that woman enough credit.
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May 10
AND ALSO happy mother's day to the coolest moms I know @ItsSpiderJones @ItsLizzieJones @ChoreoByKeira 🫶🫶🫶
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May 10
Sometimes I can still be pretty twin Lynn
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May 1
Val is devastated that she can't sneak up on me.
Daniel told her "It's because mom has a spider sense" which is not only a fantastic play on words but completely ignores what's really happening:
Valerie walks like a god damn elephant.
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Apr 28
When it's time for the big show
welllll
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