Rightsman at IU Press. Having a nice time.

Joined March 2020
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6 Jun 2022
Although it may add a personal touch to your permissions request, I still do not recommended sending CASH via INTERNATIONAL MAIL in 2022.
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4 Feb 2022
I'm excited to share our synthetic voiced audio titles soon! wired.com/story/audiobooks-s…

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4 Feb 2022
Full disclosure: I only spoke over the phone and was waiting for the reporter to ask whether I was a synthetic voice. He did not.
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When America someday feels less divided, I hope ALL Americans regardless of political inclination come together to recognize that mistakenly renting the Four Seasons Landscaping Company instead of the Four Seasons hotel is ludicrously funny. This will be how we heal.
All great Americans in PA use Four Seasons Total Landscaping. They love this country and are American Patriots. Thank you!!
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West Philly reacts to Biden’s lead in Pennsylvania by dancing in the street, of course
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8 Oct 2020
Kroger ClickList Secret Substitution Menu*: *thing I made up Animal Style: if unavailable, substitute hamburger meat Russian: if unavailable, substitute vodka The Magician: if unavailable, charge for it but replace with equivalent value flowers
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8 Oct 2020
Pirate Selection: if unavailable, substitute with last item from list of a person with the same pickup time slot Hawaiian Style: if unavailable, substitute with fresh or canned pineapple I Give Up (1 of n): if any in group are unavailable, substitute frozen pizza
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29 Sep 2020
i mentioned Murphy's law in an email yesterday and it reminded me to share the equally dangerous editorial variations known as Muphry's Law en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry…

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27 Aug 2020
according to the IU Bloomington Public Safety Advisory in my email, covid hasn't slowed down the italian neorealist cinema fans on campus #bicyclethieves
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5 Aug 2020
Me and the boys getting together to determine if something is considered fair use #yearoldmemes #howdoyoudofellowteens
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27 Jul 2020
i know i put me misspelling my own name as a gag in the background of my profile, but i still get surprised at the frequency of emails where people get my name slightly wrong the exact same way.
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21 Jul 2020
The Ring (2020)
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9 Jun 2020
today I responded to an email from an entertainment licensing company that had a subject line ending with “URGENT BEYONCE REQUEST.” we didn’t own the rights to what they requested for a music video and now I feel like l let Beyoncé down.
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9 Jun 2020
(barges into office, shouting at phone) “no I will not hold; I have an URGENT BEYONCE REQUEST.”
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6 May 2020
fun quarantine activity list: day ???/???: -wash the dishes again -mindlessly eat the bag of chocolate chips previously meant for baking -competitive floor pacing -practice really good handshakes/high fives to give when you’re able -calorie counting: high score -sleep
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21 Apr 2020
successfully creating a new password in coresource after failing 4 times to either correctly obey all the rules or accurately type it in the two fields
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17 Apr 2020
“TGIF! Am I right, guys,” he said to the crude lego recreation of people gathered around a watercooler he had made for the desk in his home office. A long silence followed.
7 Apr 2020
good luck to all the guys getting experimental haircuts during quarantine. ill let mine go as cutting it myself will end one of two ways:
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