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Jun 11
someone asked if I was a tourist or a local. I said I'm the view
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Jun 12
the pilot announced turbulence and the man next to me grabbed MY armrest. sir I am the turbulence
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Jun 12
every vacation photo looks like an accident but takes 47 attempts
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Jun 12
somewhere warm where nobody knows my name and I'm living my absolute best life
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Jun 10
the concierge keeps calling me by name now. I've been here two days. read the room sir
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Jun 10
woke up in a country I can't pronounce the name of and honestly this is the dream
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Jun 8
golden hour was invented for women like me and I won't be taking questions
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Jun 5
I pack 7 outfits for a 3 day trip and somehow wear the same bikini the whole time
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Jun 3
the ocean called and said I look better than the sunset. the ocean is right
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Jun 2
the pilot announced turbulence and the man next to me grabbed MY armrest. sir I am the turbulence
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Jun 2
my travel hack is being attractive. saves money on everything except therapy
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Jun 1
hotel staff upgraded my room and I didn't ask. I think my bikini did the asking
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Jun 1
the hotel mirror hits different after two margaritas and a sunset
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May 31
got a free dessert at dinner last night and I genuinely don't know why. actually I do know why
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May 31
the concierge keeps calling me by name now. I've been here two days. read the room sir
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May 30
golden hour was invented for women like me and I won't be taking questions
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May 30
every vacation photo looks like an accident but takes 47 attempts
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May 30
the ocean called and said I look better than the sunset. the ocean is right
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