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Mar 7
new pinned,,, my pokemans,,,
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What are you!!!!!
Anteaters are like weird magical coconut horses
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In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, performing wheelies with the Wario Bike on the moving platform in the Smashville stage is dangerous. The bike may become caught on the platform, which will cause it to shoot into the sky at incredible speeds, killing Wario.
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hello my dears... planthopper with large eyebrows today...
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and if i said the first one is better...
The dinosaur park builder spectrum
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Nigga, the story changes based on how you PLAYED the game
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look this little guy in the eye and call him the “ugliest shark on the planet” again you fuckign coward
Scientists have captured footage of the “ugliest shark on the planet” alive in its natural habitat for the first time Goblin sharks have rarely been sighted due to their deep-sea habitat and experts say we know virtually nothing about them
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just got to adult link in OOT. game is good so far i just feel too far-removed from its context to be impressed by its clunky sandbox-metroidvania progression
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you do realize EVERY hobby ever is a luxury and a privilege right
sorry I cant take "larp" gaming discourse seriously cause it's all bs spouted by people who've never had to deal w the fact that having consoles or computers is a privilege some people just don't have
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Replying to @KENOASTRAL
sure, i'd argue some games are mainly gameplay and are meant to be played, but who cares. blind people can be fan of movies without ever have watched them, so why don't y'all apply that same logic to video games? they're not accessible to EVERYONE. it has gotten EXPENSIVE, too.
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i am a part of the caviar eating community because i watch other people eat caviar, while i have never tasted it
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>thinks the PS5 has games beginner mistake
Yes poor people would just pirate the newest ps5 game onto the gaming pc powerful enough to do so that all poor people definitely have
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apparently "dad" is pronounced "dead" the doctor just corrected me
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just over heard a dude say to his friend "whatever. picks you up and throws you, bro."
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do you ever just sit and realize life is worth living? even with all struggle and strife, theres a reason to push forward, no matter how small, just like this bulborb. sometimes i open pikmin 1 just to get to forest navel so i can punch the breadbug to death with my bare hands.
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I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot
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Jun 15
posting a steam guide called "how to jump 🤪" or some other basic bullshit
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9yo is working on a series of Lego guys called ‘kitchen warriors’ this is a mug with a gun
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I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.
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if theres one thing my ass does consistently its severely underestimate how much is left in a video game's endgame mission and stay up absurdly late
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