Jensen/Jared/SPN/Lana | Here be: Profanity/Drivel/Thirst/General Nonsense | Jensen = LOML 🥰 | Lana = MY 👑 | Ackles girl who 🫶🏼’s J.P. | No Misha or🪽

Joined March 2022
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THIS IS MY 666th TWEET! 😈 Here’s a post AND a toast in honor of the King of Hell and my favorite De(an)mon ever!🍻🖤❤️ #Supernatural #DeanWinchester #Crowley
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I honestly can’t read one more post about the LAPD shooting that lady’s sweet dog. I literally cried myself into a migraine yesterday when I first saw it 😭💔 I hope the family sues them into oblivion.
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RT @thereisnojayjay: “Dave Portnoy says tha- ” let me stop you right there I do not give a shit
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this might be one of the best compliments i've ever read on instagram 😭
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The Guardian gives Ariana Grande’s ‘eternal sunshine tour’ a perfect score of 5 stars.
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When most of the “winks and nods” only exist in your imagination can you REALLY count them? In that case, there are just as many winks and nods to Wincest in the show, except with actual canon showing that Sam and Dean are platonic soulmates, yet no one INSISTS Wincest is canon.
Replying to @angel2526628019
His interpretation is so not the issue! it’s the fact that a queer ship is only ok as long as it is a joke, but the second someone brings up the “winks and nods” that THE WRITERS added to the show then it’s a gross taboo
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So what I've learned from this thread is --Salad cream is like Miracle Whip --No it's like ranch dressing with no ranch --actually it's like ketchup with no tomatoes --it's got vinegar and it will give you food poisoning --no it won't --Americans are so ignorant --no we ain't
I have no idea what "salad cream" is and it's giving me anxiety.
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That’s correct, yes. 100% 😌 💙❤️ #JensenAckles #JaredPadalecki #spnbos 📸:@FangasmSPN 🙏🏼
So if Jensen knows that Jared likes to snuggle when he’s sick, what I’m hearing is Jensen and Jared have snuggled. 🥰
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If we ever get a Black president again, I want him or her to have a cookout right on the front lawn of the White House. A Blackity Black ass cookout.
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Donald Trump's age is officially higher than his IQ.
Donald Trump is officially 80 years old
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Today Donald Trump turns 80 and I am so, so sorry.
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The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game
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While New York's energy is at its highest they should channel it to rip apart Trump Tower brick by brick
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Now imma need them to finish this historic win with a slam dunk by refusing to go to the White House lmao
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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE KNICKS AND MARISKA HARGITAY
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USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen. I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify. In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather. "Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully. "Honey, that's what it looks like." The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it." I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it. I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South. It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent. "Well?" the waitress asked. "I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed." "Everybody does, hon." Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it. Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating. I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden. It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.
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“Storage Boy”, “Freezer Dean”…I mean, the possibilities are endless 😂❤️ #JensenAckles #spnbos
this photo op was brought to you by: - fedex - a comment on tiktok that said “storage boy” - two braincells 🧠 - a dream - an INSANE amount of krazy glue (haha, get it?) - bailing twine - @chrisschmelke - and @JensenAckles#spnbos
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This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire
Keke Palmer and Sean Evans spotted at dinner together last night.
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Replying to @cwebbonline
Trump could not be more of a loser for removing his name under the cover of darkness AND an actual cover. He is pathetic.
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Replying to @cwebbonline
They could have removed the letters in less than an hour using a cherry picker. Instead it took 12 hours to build the scaffolding by about a dozen workers just so they could use a tarp to hide the letters being removed. I wonder how much all that cost.
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An ego so fragile that the removal had to be hidden behind a curtain.
FOOTAGE OF THE LETTERS BEING REMOVED The irony of the Trump administration claiming to be the most transparent in history is never lost on me. Kennedy Center Workers used a tarp so cameras couldn’t see the removal. It’s like playing hide-and-seek with a toddler: if they can’t see you, they think you can’t see them. A huge thank you to @RepBeatty. This would not have been possible without her persistence and hard work.
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