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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 14
Those are Christian nationalists. They aren’t Christian and they don’t care about the country. There’s nothing right wing “Christians” hate more than the teachings of Jesus. If they’re not closeted gays, they’re pedophiles. Either way that guy’s hard drive needs to be checked.
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Jun 15
Nu indføres der "hydration breaks", saa spillerne ikke bliver dehydrerede under kampene.
Om 1 aars tid bliver det saa nødvendigt at indføre obligatoriske tissepauser, saa spillerne kan komme af med den overskydende væske . . .
"As American as apple pie" - som Tom Lehrer sagde.🙄
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Jun 15
“Hydration breaks” have been introduced, so players don’t collapse from lack of fluids.
In a year or so, “Urination breaks” will be necessary to prevent players from soiling the pitch. 🙄
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 15
Nu indføres der "hydration breaks", saa spillerne ikke bliver dehydrerede under kampene.
Om 1 aars tid bliver det saa nødvendigt at indføre obligatoriske tissepauser, saa spillerne kan komme af med den overskydende væske . . .
"As American as apple pie" - som Tom Lehrer sagde.🙄
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Jun 15
"dangerous gain of function research" - what does this even mean?
Why is Tulsi Gabbard still in a position to 'release' anything at all?
Didn't Trump fire her?
Or did he change his mind (not for the first or last time!)? 🙄
So many questions . . .
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 11
Eric Trump out here proving that the potato doesn’t fall far from the trump family tree.
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Jun 12
theguardian.com/society/2026…
London er jo ikke Frederikssund, men problemer det ene sted kan blive afspejlet af problemer det andet sted. 🤔
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 10
في ورشة خزف، كان الخزاف يصنع زهرية طويلة، فقرر أن يغير فيها ليكون شكلها أجمل لكن النتيجة في النهاية ما كانت تخطر على بال أحد.
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Jun 11
Trump Energy Secretary Admits He Straight-Up Lied About Iran newrepublic.com/post/211639/… via @newrepublic
Actually, both the Red Sea and the port of Yanbu are west of the Strait of Hormuz.
Get a map! 🙄
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 9
This one hits hard.
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 8
Here’s what really happened.
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 8
Let this MAGA mutt rot in jail for the rest of his miserable life! 😡
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
In response to trans panic vs pedo clergy.
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 7
I took my dad there 2 years ago. These towns fully embrace American because of what our great grandparents did. Like, they have our flags and French flags hanging on their houses. What a disgrace to go there and harm that relationship.
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Jun 7
In a small way we celebrate independence on May 4th - Liberation Day from the German occupation.
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Jun 7
Pentagon Sees Growing Espionage Threat From Israel nytimes.com/2026/06/06/us/po…
This is absurd.
With several self-proclaimed Zionists in congress - Randy Fine, Chuck Schumer, and Ted Cruz spring to mind - Israel really doesn't need to eavesdrop.
They know who they can ask . . .
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 5
Do you agree with this?
A: Yes
B: No
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Jesper Bernøe retweeted
Jun 5
From here to Valhalla, Mr. Ambassador! 🇩🇰🇺🇦
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