Award-winning black working class writer of Things My White Friends Say, Bookies, Outro, The Corinthian & Alföld. BBC Scottish Voices 2025. Father of Atlas.
Joined March 2013
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Jun 15
We closed yesterday.
Thank you to all those who saw the show 🏴⚽️
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Ah shite, knew today would come.
The sun rises above my town and the lads have moved on. To the house, they’ve bestowed their colors, to me, their last 3 bottles.
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Only one man could pull this off!
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You were watching PawPatrol on YouTube after curfew were you not?
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83% of British people are white
87% of MPs are white
92% of Police officers are white
94% of the House of Lords are white
85% of Britains richest families are white
The notion that Britain experiences systemic anti-white racism is absurd
It’s a far-right conspiracy
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I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion
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Becoming the first Motherwell player to score at a World Cup.
Elijah Just has made history 🧡
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Actually the number is 300 billion dollars and it was confirmed by your own Vice President JD Vance. Idiots
"Iran has agreed to never have a Nuclear Weapon! Also, the story that the U.S. is paying Iran 300 million Dollars is Fake News, put out by the Dumocrats!!!" - President Donald J. Trump
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Unmatched resilience and bravery. The best of humanity.
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RT @Lord_Sugar: Watched Brexit programme on BBC today. What would Farage, Johnson and Gove say now. We are in a total mess. Small biz can't…
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Why would he? Why would any president?
Pure idiocy.
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Jun 15
We closed yesterday.
Thank you to all those who saw the show 🏴⚽️
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‘Brexit was a con, and those who sold it are guilty of a heinous crime’ – Michael Heseltine
thelondoneconomic.com/politi…
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Sted 'ed rage... Manc Billy More bullying kids while he films it.. fucking tit
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easy 150K
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You're offered $50,000 but if you
accept it, the person you haťe most in the entire world gets $100,000.
Are you taking it ??
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These are children. And you’ve just plastered them across social media because you want to be a twat. Leave them alone.
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It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby — a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist — to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display in the Hope and Change lobby at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.
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Nothing. Nothing on this earth can rival the emotion of football.
Cabo Verde were absolutely incredible against Spain.
There have been many issues with this World Cup, but ultimately, the football always prevails.
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Jun 14
When he hits you with a divorce rather than kill you and the entire family.
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Hit the wife with the divorce this morning. 21 years and I've had enough
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This is a lot
Jun 15
EXCLUSIVE: A multi-millionaire banker descended from royalty has been arrested by police hunting the 'Putney Pusher', the Daily Mail can exclusively reveal.
The suspect was detained today at his £1.4million home in west London.
A director at a private bank, he is a decorated former British Army officer who served in several major conflicts.
His arrest comes nearly ten years after a jogger shoved a female pedestrian into the path of a double-decker bus on Putney Bridge.
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