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10 Jun 2024
A 6 year old kid came up to me and asked for the foul ball i caught. I told him no. I felt so bad, but this is a foul ball from the game that sent us to Omaha for the first time. Couldnt do it.
10 Jun 2024
I have a confession if we win. Im not proud of it, but it is what it is.
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Its definitely a sports moment. He will get to meet NBA players and future NBA players and learning and practicing SPORTS. I will never forget a basketball camp I went to. It was Sam Bowie basketball camp. I was about 10. there was a kid there that everybody was making fun of and picking on. I think he was deaf or maybe a little autistic or something. His name was Trey. he was a year or two younger than me. I’ll be friended him.. Mid week he invited me to spend the night and I did. Then on Friday morning before camp started, His mom called my mom and ask if I could have dinner with them on Friday night the last night of the camp. Trey had a nice house. Now that im older, im guessing his parents were UK Donors, or maybe donated to the camp or something. Anyway, Friday night at diner they had another guest arrive as well. Sam fucking Bowie. So, at basketball camp, a “sports moment” i was nice to a kid being mistreated. Ended up getting to eat diner with the guy who got drafted before Micheal Jordan. I also had my picture taken with Sam at my first ever UK game. I think it was a senior night game or something. But i got the picture signed at that basketball camp as well!
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Do you wash clothing after you buy it, before you wear it?
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Been at this get together for a few hours. Ready to go. Whats the plan to get my wife to leave? Im the DD, per usual. 1. Promise her sex tonight if she leaves now? 2. Pretend i sharted on myself 3. Tell her if shes riding with me, its time to go 4. Tell her the dogs called and they are scared.
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It’s Friday!!! Help someone today! Big or small, doesnt matter. Take a few minutes or hours out of your day, and be of service to someone that could use a hand.
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Jun 11
How do you idiots keep falling for this scam and get hacked?
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Jun 11
Marijuana is legal now recreational and medical in many states. But people still have weed charges on their criminal records. Some people are still in jail/prison over some pot charges. Not to mention having hookers for underage recruits is still a violation, and illegal in NCAA and in the USA.
NEW | The NCAA's authority continues to disappear. Why doesn't Louisville's punishment? wdrb.com/sports/crawford-the…
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Jun 10
How many points?
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The highest combined NBA earnings by college in 2026, headlined by their leading earner 💰
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Yall was saying my coach is corny? Look at this 🌽 🏀 💀
You heard @patkelsey 🗣️ Renew your season tickets by Thursday and enter to win one of these signed basketballs from PK! gocards.com/MBBRenew #GoCards
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You know we are fucked as a society when Mamie, the most famous woman to ever live in West Bygod Virginia cant find a roof to rest her head under.
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Did yall put the Fire Mark Pope Movement on pause for a bit? Aint seen many of those hateful negative tweets in the last week or so?
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We have a wake boat right now. The kids used to surf, skii and wakeboard all the time. Now they are older and rarely even go with us. If they do anything now its tubing, and u can tube behind a pontoon. The wake boat is rough on rough waters. Its been a great boat tho. I havent had to replace or fix anything at all. One prop 5 years ago because it hit some dead wood. So how is the transition from wake to Toon? Harder to put in? Hard to load it back on the trailer? The wake boat is really easy to load and unload. I see people taking forever on pontoons a lot.
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KeNtUcKy TiL i DiE. 🌽 🏀
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When was the last time you pissed outside? Ladies and fellows. Please. Tryna see something.
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ALLEGEDLY A LOUISVILLE MAN ARRESTED AFTER LOCKING HIS WIFE INSIDE D-BAT BATTING CAGE AND FEEDING TOKENS INTO MACHINE UNTIL SHE “LEARNED SOMETHING” LOUISVILLE, KY — A Louisville man was arrested Thursday night after police say he trapped his wife inside a batting cage at the D-BAT facility on Ruckreigel pkw and repeatedly activated the pitching machine during what witnesses described as “the most aggressive relationship counseling session in Jefferson County history.” According to investigators, 31-year-old Patrick Kelsey allegedly drove his wife to the batting facility “to talk things out like adults” after discovering suspicious Cash App transactions labeled: “🍑 Lunch” and “Definitely Not Katina.” Police say the argument escalated after Kelsey demanded access to his wifes phone while standing next to the fast-pitch cages and yelling: “You think honesty is hard? Try 82 miles per hour.” Witnesses claim Mr. kelsey suddenly slammed the cage door shut, slid a bike lock through the handle, and walked calmly to the token machine like a guy about to break a state record. “He wasn’t even mad yelling anymore,” said one employee. “That’s what scared everybody. He got quiet like an HOA president measuring your grass.” Investigators say Patrick proceeded to feed nearly $27 worth of batting tokens into the machine while his wife attempted to dodge baseballs in a sundress and heels. Employees say he allegedly shouted motivational phrases between pitches including: • “YOU GON LEARN ABOUT LOYALTY TODAY.” • “HOW YOU TEXT OTHER MAN BUT CAN’T CATCH A FASTBALL?” • “THAT ONE WAS FOR THE PLAYER YOU FUCKED WHEN I WAS COACHING AT XAVIER.” • “MAYBE THIS WILL IMPROVE YOUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS.” Police reports state the WIFE attempted to shield herself using nothing but a Louisville Slugger and what officers described as “pure panic.” Things reportedly escalated further when Pat upgraded the machine from “Beginner” to “College Prospect” mode after claiming: “She had plenty of energy texting people at 2 a.m.” Witnesses say nearby Little League parents initially thought the entire thing was some kind of advanced training seminar. “One dad asked if this was travel ball,” said an employee. “Another parent said, ‘That woman got good reflexes though.’” Authorities say the situation finally ended after the machine overheated and started smoking “like a 1992 Toyota Corolla on I-65.” Police allegedly detained Pat in the parking lot while he was allegedly trying to explain that the incident counted as: “Interactive couples therapy.” Officers allegedly also noted he was carrying: • A half-empty 40 oz of OE • Three unopened THC vape cartridges • A notebook labeled “How to win the BIG ONE’s” • And a Bluetooth speaker still playing Bartender by Rehab at full volume When questioned, Patrick reportedly told officers: “If she can survive Louisville dating culture, she can survive a pitching machine.” His wife suffered minor bruising, emotional damage, and what doctors described as “trust issues extending into 2028.” Online, Kentucky residents have already nicknamed Pat: “The Fast & The Furious. The mad midget” #Louisville #BattingCages #OnlyInCardnation #relationshipgoals #satire
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This lil sassy thing turns the big double digits today! Happy 10th Birthday Kinnley 🤍
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As someone who coached high level travel ball for 8-13 year olds, ive been sent to the parking lot a time or two. As a parent ive never been tossed. I have seen how having a parent thrown out effects the kid(player). 9 out of 10 times the kid is humiliated and cries. You think you are defending your kid, or your kids team, but in reality you are just humiliating your child. Dont be this parent. No one wants to umpire or ref these days because of parents like this.
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Pope had TWO cards up his sleeve? He played the King, now wait til the Jack news hits tomorrow….. not done yet?
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BBN!💙
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