He's a fool's fool.
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
May 26
There is a Burger King in Nuremburg that was a Nazi Power Station and still has the outline of a Reichsadler on the outside.
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Apr 25
the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Apr 25
Watched this clip again on YouTube and completely forgot about the live segment right after the clip plays
John Mulaney in a bombshell interview with Bubbles Jackson. #EverybodysLive
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Apr 18
Forrest Gump: the FBI gave me a pistol and told me to shoot a man named Malcolm X they said he was a mean man saying rude things about white people even other blacks like minister farrakhan thought he needed a spanking
Me: *checking watch* where is this fucking bus dude
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Apr 10
one of those wonderful nancies that makes reference to a broadly understood part of mid century american life that’s near totally cryptic today
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can everyone like & retweet this picture of my cat when she was a kitten? I have a lot of dental work I need done & I want Elon to pay for it.
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Mar 28
Dad at swim lessons this morning was reading an NYRB classic deep cut (Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky) but I’m not threatened by him because that’s a writer I’ve heard of
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Mar 27
Patrick is a 34-year-old orangutan at the Metro Richmond Zoo who recently became an online sensation after a video of him tying a perfect double knot went viral.
To celebrate his birthday, the zoo gifted him a royal cloak, which he tied neatly on his own 🦧
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Mitch Larkin has an uncanny knack for knowing when someone will become famous. But when he hedges his bets on a risky asset—the volatile Syd Morris—Mitch realizes he’s met his match.
MEAT PUPPETS, by Hannah Smart
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Available for preorder now:
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Mar 26
Granta was saddened to hear of Alexander Kluge’s death. In honour of his life and work, we have lifted the paywall on his essay for Granta, ’Today We Just Say Germany’.
granta.com/today-we-just-say…
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
15 May 2025
Sorry to hear that happened to you man. Maybe some kind of hugely expensive vertical farming scheme could help you — and revitalize our city’s downtown core
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Jasper Johns at the Gagosian
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
30 Apr 2013
Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Mar 12
One of those jokes that shapes your sense of humor for the rest of your life.
33 years ago today, Mr. Burns hired a group of strike-breakers — “the kind they had in the ‘30s.”
“Last Exit to Springfield” first aired on March 11, 1993.
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St Michael’s Church in Kreuzberg has been a fixture of the city since the 19th century; its architect August Soller died during construction and is buried inside. The Engelbecken was going to be a public pool when it was created in 1926, but the plan was stopped by Catholics.
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Jeremy Bartels retweeted
Mar 6
Müllerstraße Ecke Seestraße, #Berlin-Wedding (1927-28), Gustav Wunderwald.
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