This account is a commentary on the interactions between students and JCPS. For satire use only.
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Feb 4
Despite the white-hot rage from local Facebook parent groups fighting over whether or not we should cancel, there's still quite a bit of new ice on the roads. As a result, we will be on NTI today.
Help keep everybody heated by posting, "But the roads are just fine by my house!"
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Jan 25
Did you by any chance attend JCPS? If so, you make a compelling case; we clearly failed you. Or should have.
Jan 25
Louisville KY education sucks out loud the teacher doesn't no English and JCPS finding ways to commit fraud in its education to cancel busing making children walk to school at temperature below zero and I still haven't seen any security or metal detector on school grounds
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Jan 25
You guys are going to be so psyched when you find out where that $188 million budget shortfall really went!
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Jan 21
Look at the glass as half-full: when you develop crippling PTSD from your school bus sliding into oncoming traffic in the freeway this morning, take comfort in the fact that we haven't eliminated mental health practitioners from all the schools!
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2 Dec 2025
It's time again for our favorite two words: Decision Pending!
Will they? Won't they? Let's keep the suspense alive!
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9 Apr 2025
If we do another NTI day, half of you will be mad. If we have a normal school day, the other half of you will be mad. So we've decided to do a third, worse thing.
JCPS will operate on a two hour delay, to provide you additional time to wade to school.
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13 Jan 2025
The kids are already doing math again. Nature is healing.
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9 Jan 2025
The weather outside is offending
And the snow seems never-ending
Another snow day's proposed
Everyone around us is closed
But JCPS is "Decision Pending"
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8 Jan 2025
This is our last-ditch effort: to get everyone so heated that the side roads become passable.
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6 Jan 2025
This is why punctuation is so important. We've taken the liberty of fixing your tweet for you:
"Y'all! Don't cancel tomorrow, y'all!
- Some Idiots"
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6 Jan 2025
Anyway, take the next couple of days off to reflect on this lesson!
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5 Jan 2025
Okay kids, go ahead and enjoy your extended winter break!
We plan to have so much fun keeping you guessing about Tuesday's status all day tomorrow!
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5 Jan 2025
Temperatures: Freezing
Snow: Falling
Ice: Incoming
Roads: Terrible
Driving: Hazardous
Decision: Pending
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5 Jan 2025
PRO: Extending winter break will increase parents' appreciation of the school system.
CON: Kids might not learn the proper spelling of "skoo."
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5 Jan 2025
Obviously we're having a tough time deciding. There are a lot of factors to weigh and consider.
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5 Jan 2025
You're probably wondering if you're going to have school tomorrow while the entire state of Kentucky is encased in ice and snow. But if we told you now, we'd miss out on the comedy of hours of JCPS students begging, threatening, demanding, and honing their argumentation skills.
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27 Sep 2024
This sentence is longer-winded than the storm is going to be. 👀💨🍃
@TwilightH0ney
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9 Aug 2024
We're pleased to announce that unlike last year, none of our kids are getting off the bus at 10:30pm tonight!
We fixed it!
(by making you drive your own kids to and from school)
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