Libertarian, retired Smasher, aspiring board game designer
Joined February 2010
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Apr 1
Hey Japanese X, do you know we have a Cherry Blossom Festival in Washington DC every year? The trees were a gift from Japan over 100 years ago.
I also have a ~40 year old cherry tree in my own backyard. Every year my wife makes sakura mochi and green tea and we have it under the tree when it's in full bloom. It's really something special, and why we'll probably never move.
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Jan 13
After going to the doctor today, they texted me a link requesting feedback along with this hilarious AI slop. This is a major health network.
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Jan 2
I'm much less mad at the Somalis committing fraud than I am at the politicians enabling and covering for it.
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5 Nov 2025
I look forward to New Yorkers getting exactly what they voted for good and hard.
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10 Sep 2025
I wasn't a fan of Charlie Kirk but ... I feel stuck. I'm just sitting here thinking. It really feels like something about society has fundamentally changed and I have no idea what comes next. Maybe I just need to log off and touch grass for a while.
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5 Jun 2025
You know, I like Elon and want to support him especially when he's making good points and bringing attention to really important things like right now.
I just wish he would stop pretending to be a video game god. It's really embarrassing and it makes it hard to trust him.
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JCaesar retweeted
4 Jun 2025
Happy Killdozer Day to those that celebrate!
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22 May 2025
What's a humane way to eradicate all the rabbits in my neighborhood?
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18 Apr 2025
What is stopping China from shipping products to a country the US has no tariffs on, and then selling and shipping it from there to the US to get around the tariffs?
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17 Apr 2025
Spirit Island is my favorite board game and their publisher Greater Than Games is closing due to the tariffs. That's really depressing.
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3 Apr 2025
I get why the stock market is crashing, a giant tax hike will always do that. But why is Bitcoin going with it?
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2 Apr 2025
It is uncomfortably close to April 1st to be announcing Bloodborne 2
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22 Jan 2025
That's really amazing. Now do Snowden and Assange!
21 Jan 2025
BOOM! President Donald J. Trump grants a full and unconditional pardon to Ross Ulbricht.
Promises made, promises kept.
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JCaesar retweeted
6 Jan 2025
For this photo, they gave me
-75 days in federal prison
-$5,000 fine
-200 hours of community service
-1 year of supervised release
But what I took from them was their pride. I'd take that deal every time.
Happy Patriots Day.
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11 Dec 2024
Fuuuuuuck the moment I heard the CEO killer used a "ghost gun", I knew they were gonna use that to go after 3D printed firearms. This is the highest profile case of one being used in a crime.
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9 Dec 2024
This makes me feel old to even ask, but what does it mean when someone "gifts you a subscription" on twitch?
Doubly old since I was using twitch before it was even called twitch, but since 2016 or so I've mostly stopped watching game livestreams.
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3 Dec 2024
It shouldn't be possible to pardon someone for crimes they haven't even been accused of yet.
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20 Nov 2024
Almost every president is guilty of war crimes, but trying to start WWIII in your lame duck period is a special kind of evil.
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JCaesar retweeted
5 Nov 2024
Tomorrow I am voting for Donald Trump because I want the worst people in existence to fucking cry
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