worlds best person ever. ignoring the lies and eating the pies

Joined June 2010
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when you marry a cvs receipt
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J.Cyrus retweeted
"Smart wid it.. All the way" - @kennyknox and @JCyrus' Squad COME BACK with 12 unanswered points to win at the buzzer in @NBATHERUN. What. A. RUN.
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Hey Pumpkin 🎃
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this is the part of the bible they don’t want you to see
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6 Dec 2020
omegle was fun last night
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30 Nov 2020
everyone, shave your heads before 2021.
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12 Nov 2020
got all the way to the online checkout for my ps5 at walmart dot com and then when i hit “order” it said “out of stock” and a man busted down my door and pulled down my pants and started chanting curse words at my weener.
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2 Nov 2020
oh, so this is where they left my food. got it.
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20 Oct 2020
left my roomba on when i left for church and came home to find it sleeping with my wife.
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30 Sep 2020
listen little guy, i bet you not a single white supremacist is mad at the way he answered that question, or danced around it. in reality they should be pissed as a result of what he should have said. take a nap lil boy. you’re grumpy.
30 Sep 2020
Replying to @JCyrus
He literally signed an executive order last week labeling the KKK terrorist dude. Miss me with that bull
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16 Sep 2020
i’ll never understand why ppl post these seriously but i will continue to goof on them
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3 Sep 2020
Replying to @FiverrSupport
@FiverrSupport just got scammed on your app and there is no customer service?
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19 Aug 2020
this is why i have trust issues @FallGuysGame
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17 Aug 2020
just got diagnosed with “big mack truck” 🥺
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17 Aug 2020
driving instructor: PARK THAT BIG MACK TRUCK! student driver : ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵍᵃʳᵃᵍᵉˀ
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17 Aug 2020
WAP-19
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12 Aug 2020
welcome back @shroud , will never forget accidentally jumping on your pubg team in rivals and you calling me a bitch. love you buddy.
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J.Cyrus retweeted
Announcing the Vanguard 10th Annual Event: Mark Godsey and Wrongful Convictions with special guest exoneree speakers. Zoom Seminar will take place on August 13th. Tickets are donation-based, click here for details➡️ eventbrite.com/e/vanguard-10…
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10 Aug 2020
saw ben shapiro performing wap at a whole foods
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6 Aug 2020
cops that raided jake pauls house could make one tiktok about it and be famous on tiktok. that’s tiktok
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