I'm too lazy to go out and meet people, so this is my way of avoiding human contact. In the interest of being transparent, I am opaque. Hashtagwar veteran...
Joined January 2014
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11 Aug 2018
Strange man who likes to talk about his Father whenever he plays with his sword
#ExplainACharacterBadly
@KaceyecaK @efoxband
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After all these years, now I finally get it
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May 30
Hey, anyone seen the cat?
Dog: Nope.
You sure you haven't seen the cat?
Dog: Not lately. ๐
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This scene in BEVERLY HILLS cop was improvised between Eddie Murphy and Bronson Pinchot. Some great ad-libbing.
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Apr 19
One of the greatest commentaies ever. ๐คฃ
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Apr 19
The way Cinderella broke her shoe
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16 Year Old Magician Rafferty Coope gets KSI's GOLDEN BUZZER on Britain's Got Talent!๐๐๐
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Golden Buzzer! Paul Zerdin's HILARIOUS Ventriloquism Leaves Judges in Stitches ๐ | AGT #gottalent #AGT #talentshow
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Apr 5
This guy is hilarious ๐
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Mar 30
This gift is better than an iPad ๐
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OH SHEโS RICH OMFG๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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With Her Voice, She Enchanted Every Heart In The Studio! ๐ต๐ซ๐ฑ
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7 Dec 2025
Love how he changed everyone's opinion in seconds
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Mar 8
๐จBREAKING: GOODBYE POWERPOINT forever.
Claude just collapsed 10 hours of presentation building into 100 seconds completely free.
Here are 12 prompts to go from completely unprepared to completely untouchable in every meeting: (Save this):
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Secret Netflix codes that bring up hidden movies ๐ฅ
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Mar 6
Richard Simmons on Whose Line is literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen ๐๐๐
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Mar 2
A weatherman realized for the first time that his screen was actually a touchscreen, and his surprised reaction was priceless.
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Mar 1
The Italian guide to buying pasta
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Feb 22
Iโm gonna enter the curling to beat the fucking Canadians ๐
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