poisson process princess | single and tall
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The funniest part about Schlossberg is how much everyone wanted him to succeed. He just had to seem minimally competent and let everyone’s Kennedy’s fantasies do the leg work!
Deeply pathetic.
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Gay person: I am gay
Trans person: I am trans
Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc
Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”
Jun 12
Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive
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When does Chicago get its Mamdani
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hey love the life sized anime body pillow but maybe you should throw out some of your piss jars
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Hudson Williams says did not know meaning of tattoo, unlikely to drop out of senate race
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whoremebers
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Jun 9
why’s he…..
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prescient
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NEW: The Trump-aligned org Citizens for Sanity is dropping a six-figure ad buy in the Texas Senate race.
The ad is a 15 second clip of AI-generated James Talarico singing a "trans kids" rendition of “Favorite Things."
Obtained first by @DailyCaller:
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Jun 9
Palm Beach Platner donater:
Graham Platner releases map of donors from all 50 states who donated to his campaign since the NYT story broke:
#MaineSenate
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Jun 8
Very funny to publicly compare yourself to the famously micro-peened statue. lol, lmao.
I mean I know it’s vain. But the similarity is lowkey uncanny! (But I do have bigger ass)
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Jun 8
People are too mean about his comedy but there is a reason he’s not put into roles that require acting. 🤷♂️
Bowen Yang says he left "SNL" because he "never felt central" to the show.
"I never played the dad or the straight-man teacher. I was always kind of there as the seasoning."
Stream the full #ActorsOnActors episode now on the CNN app: cnn.com/videos/title-2570358
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how i imagine adrien brody photo ops
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lesbian beach trip: “Come book this Airbnb sapphic cottagecore experience”
Gay beach trip: “two tickets to pervert cum island please!”
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