❤️🎉 Happy 6th birthday to me for yesterday, Sep 18th,
Happy 6th birthday to me ...🎼🎉 Thank you as ever to all my loyal customers, retweeters, likers and sharers - it is always appreciated. It is a good day to count my blessings and thank my lucky stars xxxx
Gift Vouchers for J. E. Books come in any amount up to and including £1 million - you can use it to buy new and second books in the shop, and all literary gifts in stock too, AND you can use it to order in any new books too. DM or pop in to buy one and I post them out too xxx
Lessons from watching TV with small children:
TV: Maybe when you grow up, you could be a superhero too!
Me: I'm already a superhero.
6-year-old: You're just a lecturer.
Me: By day I'm a lecturer, by night I am... Squirrel Man!
6-year-old: You go to bed at 10 o'clock.
#schooled
It's here! I can't believe I get to hold it in my hands. I started this book when I was 13 and it has evolved, grown and changed as I have. I can't wait for you all to read it in September! #fantasy#newbooks#AuthorsOfTwitter
🧵 about #class#privilege and #privateeducation. Watching the Olympic swimming last night and Clare Balding said something in such an incredulous tone which summed up the establishment perspective and how their experience differs. 1/
The overhaul is finally complete.
All my fiction and humor titles have been revamped and rebranded.
Here’s a pic of my new “LIBRARY”.
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Debate rages among the younger Squirrell's:
Which is better, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Mickey Mouse Funhouse?
One of life's great, unanswerable questions I fear.
As part of my regular series on lost positives, I’m happy to report that you can be ‘consolate’ as well as ‘disconsolate’. If you’re lucky, you can also be gruntled, feckful, woeless, and in a state of total array.