Stand Up Comic, former Host on the FOJ Live Podcast, and host on the Comedy Bus. Oh yeah, don't forget, Space Cowboy. Let's go.

Joined May 2012
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Why @WWE are we stuck watching Pat McAfee and Jelly Roll on Smackdown. They bring nothing to this angle and this segment was just awful. Is Vince messing with storyline again? No way Triple H did this. #smackdown #WWE #trash #SanJose
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Pretty much.
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I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.
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I miss the days when it was just a difference of political opinion and not a complete moral divide. I also miss the days before I realized how many hateful bigots I was surrounded by. Oh well. #IranWar #sstvi #Israel
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Allegedly.
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Well this was a gas ya'll. Good night. #SOTU #SOTU26
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You can't tell me he's not going for the record with regard to the longest SOTU ever. #SOTU #SOTU26
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I don't either bone spur boy. #SOTU #SOTU26
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Thank you for your service sir. #SOTU #SOTU2026
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Can we see that clap from DJT Jr one more time please? #SOTU #SOTU2026
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"They" = nobody #SOTU #SOTU2026
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Back on Fentanyl? Ok. #SOTU #SOTU2026
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This must be the portion of the show where he goes off the rails. #SOTU #SOTU2026
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What's he thinking about? And no, you can't say couches. #SOTU2026 #SOTU
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If "I have no pride left" were a person. #MarcoRubio #SOTU #SOTU2026
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Ok. Can we please make it a thing for pedophiles to not be able to call other people sick? #SOTU #SOTU2026
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Speaking of bad actors... #SOTU #SOTU2026
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Magical when people meet for the first time. #SOTU #SOTU2026
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If that's not a look of love, I don't know what is. #SOTU #SOTU2026
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Yep. Starred in the biggest flop of 2026. #SOTU #SOTU2026
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