Squirrel Division/Possum Division | Pineapple Brigade. Hell's Fellas. Old Curmudgeon. Top 100% of the Web. 594X93.

Joined August 2016
6,757 Photos and videos
JPReisender retweeted
Kostaq Konomi is one of a dozen villagers in Albania who say they rightfully own land where a luxury resort is planned by international investors including US President Donald Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner reut.rs/4e3Of84
31
297
825
60,704
JPReisender retweeted
Give her an oscar for that?

143
695
7,209
1,288,857
JPReisender retweeted
#NAFO Do you see this tweet ? Life has been a little chaotic lately 🙃. So here’s a small reminder that our patches and T-shirts are still available on Etsy ❤️ Every order supports our workshop in Odesa and helps me keep all the moving pieces moving. Thank you for every order, every repost, and every kind word 🫂♥️ craftedatelier.etsy.com
13
70
99
1,155
JPReisender retweeted
Grassroots are boots on the ground, small in size but mighty in impact, consider for #FiverFriday @JuliaSubbotina1 Food & Meds 👵🏻 @SvoRa199 Animal shelter @NafoOld Steppe Wolves 👴🏻@unnuovoinizio1 & @earlyonemornin 🦩@Batfella_Rises Vehicle needed @Raccoon_Craft Batteries for 💥
10
48
77
1,180
That's 3 more than I usually get.
Replying to @5th_lt
Elmo doing Elmo things…
1
6
69
JPReisender retweeted
❤️‍🩹This healed my soul a little. Sharing this beautiful version of Moon River with you from the heart of Kyiv
15
105
636
27,390
JPReisender retweeted
We were absolutely floored by the millions of you that watched us make silly water sillouettes on our driveway last summer. We are starting out the summer the only way we know how, and this time it’s all about movies! What else do you want to see? We have a whole summer ahead, a driveway and a hose. The possibilities are endless!!!
127
1,129
10,131
547,678
JPReisender retweeted
Please share, boost & support Ukrainian artisans 🇺🇦
🥺 Friends, I have no idea how the Twitter/X algorithm works anymore. It seems that almost nobody sees my posts, and many people haven’t even noticed that my giveaway is currently running. ❤️ I would be very grateful for your help with shares, reposts, and comments. Every interaction helps more people see my work and this giveaway. 🎁 There will be 4 winners: ✨ 1 handmade Motanka doll ✨ 3 antique Ukrainian embroidered towels 🎟️ Ticket price: $10 PP - sotulaliliya@gmail.com Thank you so much to everyone who supports me and Ukrainian handmade art! 💙💛
2
29
40
500
JPReisender retweeted
Night from Kyiv 🇺🇦 everyone! For the fourth Friday in a row, I've been tearing through the strings on my Thunderbird while recording new songs! 📝Yes, finding inspiration in these terrible wartime…more ⬇️
6
27
71
512
JPReisender retweeted
Hmmm. 🧐. Would make sense
7
3
29
427
JPReisender retweeted
*BRITISH WRITER PENS THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF TRUMP* Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response: A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump's limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don't say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it's a fact. He doesn't even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn't just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It's all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don't. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He's not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He's more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless or female – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy' is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and most are. • You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it's impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.
281
2,202
5,156
282,663
JPReisender retweeted
Andrew Tate, the latest guest of honor of Russia, that stronghold of Christian traditional values.
632
360
2,067
506,415
JPReisender retweeted
paypal.com/paypalme/NafoOld OR buymeacoffee.com/kGFZGwdhT8 We appreciate you helping the Steppe Wolves! Mike, Patricia, and Quinnster
1
28
33
278
JPReisender retweeted
It appears that yet another massive Russian attack will happen tonight. We will endure this night, as we did many others already. God bless our air defense forces. This song about Kyiv, performed by a grandson and his 80-year-old grandpa, really touched me. I wish strength to us all. Thankful to everyone who shares information about Russia's war crimes and doesn't let the world forget about this horrible war. 📹 alexpian_official/Threads
The moment of one of today’s Russian strikes on Kyiv. I can see that fewer and fewer people are reading news from Ukraine. I understand that on a Sunday morning, people don’t want to read about war. They want to sleep a little longer, drink good coffee, and sit in the sun. I understand that. The algorithms on X limit content about war, destruction, and suffering. You have to make an effort to even see this information. All of this is understandable on a human level. But unfortunately, if you remove Putin and the war from your information feed, they do not disappear from reality. Putin is a sadist and a maniac. He is a threat to all of humanity. There needs to be active resistance. News from Ukraine needs to be shared. People need to keep their focus. Despite a sleepless night, I’m still here. And I’m grateful to everyone who continues to stand with us. One day, we’ll drink morning coffee together in a beautiful, peaceful Kyiv.
179
978
3,557
201,859
JPReisender retweeted
This video was deleted on FB, you all know what to do. 💥
136
3,777
4,721
111,036
JPReisender retweeted
Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
What Trump has done is Stephen Miller Ugly. THAT, ugly. x.com/FakeMAGAPatriot/status…

Rodney Dangerfield Roasts Ugly Stephen Miller on "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson": (enhanced less ugly resolution version)
2
6
20
1,280
JPReisender retweeted
🔰🛡🔰DRONE SHIELD PROJECT RESTART 🚀🔥💪Finally we have all the information to restart the Project! We have two types of drones that «Dyke Pole» Battalion using to intercept ruzzian drones: 1. Short range «JEDI» for 91,000 UAH ($2,100) 2. Long range «Yaryi M1» for 120,000 UAH ($2,750) How can you participate? 👉DONATE up to $75 - your name and Fella will be on the general picture of all donors for each drone; 👉DONATE $75 - get 🔰🦅 COPAN DRONE Patch (limited amount) and a place on the general picture of all donors for each drone; 👉DONATE $100 - your name will be written on the wing of the drone; 👉DONATE $200 - a sticker with your Fella will be placed on the wing of the drone; 👉DONATE 1/4 of the drone price ($525 or $690) and get one wing of the drone! You can write there any of your wishes))) 👉DONATE a whole drone and you will receive a video of the downing of a ruzzian drone with your name on the video and you will be able to name the drone after your name! 🚀🔥You can also receive artifacts from the BRAVE U Fund collection for the amount you donated for the drones)) 🚨WE are looking for team leaders who are ready to give their time to help us buy drones: You choose a drone. You choose its name and promote it among your readers so that they donate and we together with you buy these drones for the "Dyke Pole" Battalion! Pls contact in DM to @BRAVEUFund 🇺🇦 DONATE: ⚠️We ask that you use PayPal whenever possible. 🅿️ay🅿️al: liz@braveu.fund ☕️ BuyMeACoffee: WE DON'T USE THIS SERVICE ANYMORE!!! 🫙 OTPbank Jar (UAH): kupa.otpbank.ua/d7a1001f-18b… ‼️We have options to donate with CRYPTOCURRENCIES BTC: bc1q6llqgfxvu5d7a4fcrz2r6kxql0lyg6dw90zg7y ETH: 0xFce898154EDB30F79Cfd48D51319f47b4B7c4753 Tether TRC20: TWZ9acvob5GPfH2EXLHKdVCaP56s8HW4GE ⚠️If you want to send us any other cryptocurrency, please get in touch with us in a direct message to @BRAVEUFund Let's GET IT DONE, Friends! 💸Donate, 💭Quote & 🔝Boost! @TinoAW @JohnLiniger @Iakwasny @Flore14 @JBubanko @moxiepassion @a_sarsembaev @Yvaluna @sassylassmel @billih123 @LuckysHelper @vagyvag @AmaraVeritas @NAFOfellaLotte @JC_Fella_MD @3caaaath5 @JPReisender @KarnerMaire @AnginaBC @Kerri970 @DitchMariapaola @LXSummer1 @Suzyistdaheim Thank you! ✊🇺🇦
🔰🛡🔰DRONE SHIELD RAFFLE UPDATE ⚡🔥💥THIS IS HUGE! I am proud to announce that @BRAVEUFund has passed the audit, and we are honored to OFFICIALLY fundraise for the 153rd Separate Reconnaissance Battalion «Dyke Pole» (Wild Field)! ✊🇺🇦The commander of the Battalion turned to @BRAVEUFund with a request for help in purchasing interceptor drones. Please help! 💸 DONATE and win our amazing prizes! 🎯 GOAL: $10,000 ✅ RAISED: $1,170 (12%) 💰LEFT TO RAISE: $8,830 🇺🇦DONATE: ⚠️We ask that you use PayPal whenever possible, including the PayPal donation link, and that you use bank cards. 🅿️ay🅿️al: paypal.com/donate/?hosted_bu… ( liz@braveu.fund) ☕️ BuyMeACoffee: bmc.link/lizBUF 🫙 OTPbank Jar (UAH): kupa.otpbank.ua/d7a1001f-18b… BTC: bc1q6llqgfxvu5d7a4fcrz2r6kxql0lyg6dw90zg7y ETH: 0xFce898154EDB30F79Cfd48D51319f47b4B7c4753 Tether TRC20: TWZ9acvob5GPfH2EXLHKdVCaP56s8HW4GE 💸Every $10 = 1 Ticket 🎫 to a raffle). 💸Every $100 add 5 Tickets 🎟 🎫 to a raffle). 🏆 PRIZES: 🥇 1st PLACE = The INCREDIBLE «USYK vs DUBOIS Patch» autographed by our champion @usykaa Oleksandr USYK; 🥈 3 x 2nd PLACE = THREE legendary BRAVE U Patches, autographed by our Incredible friend @ olddog100ua Shaun Pinner! 🥉 4 x 3rd PLACE = PRIZES from the BATTALION: The Battalion Flag and 3 Battalion Patches See the photo of prizes in the first comment to this post. 🚨IMPORTANT: To participate in our raffle, send a screenshot of your donation in a private message to @BRAVEUFund. 🚨⚠️We have permission from the 153rd Separate Reconnaissance Battalion «Dyke Pole» (Wild Field) press office to disclose information about the unit! So, pls visit the Battalion’s social media, like and subscribe instagram.com/battalion.dyke… facebook.com/share/1Dc4ZcxSV… dykepole.com.ua Good luck in the RRRRRRAAAFFLEEEE! ♥️🫶✊🇺🇦 Dear Friends! Please help us spread the word! Quote, RT, boost & donate if you can! #BRAVEUFundWorks #NAFOworks #StandWithUkraine
2
12
25
3,689
JPReisender retweeted
paypal.com/paypalme/NafoOld OR buymeacoffee.com/kGFZGwdhT8 We appreciate you helping the Steppe Wolves! Mike, Patricia, and Quinnster
3
32
41
630
JPReisender retweeted
The Queen of the Boardwalk, a Northern Cardinal, visits the Hand of Snacks. She leaves for a male Red-winged Blackbird but comes back to finish her meal.
2
35
373
6,452