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you like green olives, oomf? i sure do. here's my dip tip 🫒 🧵
you’ll need:
• green olives (duh)
• 2 cans tomato paste
• fresh garlic
• anchovies
• olive oil
• oregano
• lemon juice
• paprika
• chili flakes
• powdered cheese
(parmesan, pandano or moravia)
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finely chop 2-3 garlic cloves (4 if you're a garlic freak like me) and mash in a mortar & pestle with 4 anchovies until paste. then stir in:
• 3 tbsp olive oil
• 1 tsp paprika
• ½ tsp chili flakes
• 2 tbsp cheese
• 1 tbsp oregano
• a squeeze of lemon juice
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and there we go — an aperitivo dip that'll knock your socks off. serve with warm focaccia, naan or grissini and a nice glass of wine. i suggest an ice cold vermentino or a dry provencal rosé. buon appetito!🍷
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