Joined April 2012
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18 Jun 2012
Win at performance metrics by re-calibrating time: Date.prototype.valueOf = function() {return this.getTime() * 0.9};
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14 Jun 2012
Avoid line number mismatch with minified code by writing all your JavaScript on one line.
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8 Jun 2012
Win at performance metrics by reducing all your setTimeout intervals by 1. #patentPending
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16 May 2012
The semicolons were so unreadable that @thomasfuchs rewrote Zepto without them. Another victory for common sense. mir.aculo.us/2012/04/09/say-…
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12 May 2012
Reddit commenters, undermine fellow developers by pointing out their idiom breaks whenever Object.prototype is overriden to 'banana'.
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5 May 2012
Proud to announce ES6 will have both function scoped 'var' and block scoped 'let'. At the same time. Because that's much less confusing.
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1 May 2012
Say goodbye to the pesky ternary operator: "[myResult1, myResult2][ myCondition];" #youreWelcome #greatForNesting
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27 Apr 2012
Not good at coding? Simply assemble an arbitrary subset of your highly personal yet erratic coding style. Voila! The JavaScript Style Guide!
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26 Apr 2012
Sorry @jashkenas, unless you're planning to write a CoffeeScript to JavaScript compiler, I'm not interested.
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24 Apr 2012
Introducing "hella strict mode". A missed semicolon will alert the fire brigade, a nested ternary will wipe your hard drive. #becauseWeCare
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23 Apr 2012
French people, now you too can write JavaScript thanks to my new i18njs library e.g. "fonction sayHi() {retournez 'hello world'}" #oohLaLa!
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22 Apr 2012
Throw designers off the scent by using inline styles whenever possible.
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21 Apr 2012
Yell 'lambda!' at anonymous fns and if you see a numeric return value, babble manically about monads and stage a walkout #functionalHeckling
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20 Apr 2012
My contributions to ES5 were so popular, they asked me back!! This time they'd like me to color in the logos and number the pages. #ingrates
19 Apr 2012
JS conference attendees, win new friends with ernest discussion of the ES6 weak maps proposal. Failing that say "semicolons" and wink a lot.
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19 Apr 2012
Fantastic News! The Fat Arrow is coming! As of ES6 there will now be *two* ways to write greater-than-or-equals: ">=" and "=>". #upAndUp
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19 Apr 2012
Say no to global variables with my award winning #goodbyeCruelWorld library. "window.onload = function() {delete window;}" #javaScript
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18 Apr 2012
Method names should be meaningful and concise. For example, JSON.stringify