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When you listen to music you don't choose a Volume Profile (Whisper, Elevator Music, Standard, Party, Rock Concert).
You granularly choose a level based on comfort/preference, etc. Want Louder, Scroll Up; Want Quieter, Scroll Down. No thinking - just reaction.
FSD just needs to have speed controlled with right scroll wheel like music volume.
0 to 11.
Essentially 5-6 would be "Standard". Level 11, "Mad Max" - you get the point.
No more limited, cheesy profile names. In addition, NHTSA would probably appreciate "Level 11" more than "Mad Max".
But wait, there is more!
There is Speed and there is Assertiveness.
@DrKnowItAll16
Just because you want to drive slow does not mean you dont want be be assertive. And just because you want to drive fast does not mean you want to be assertive (a lot of darty lane changes, quick acceleration, etc).
Right Scroll Wheel Up and Down (1-11) for Speed.
Right Scroll Wheel Left and Right (1-3) for Assertiveness.
@tesla_ai
@DevinOlsenn @dirtytesla @ChuckCook @AIDRIVR
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Speed Level Examples:
Right now STANDARD goes 70 in a 55 zone - let's say that would be Level 6.
Level 5 would go ~67
Level 4 would go ~64
Level 3 would go ~61 (CHILL)
Level 2 would go ~58
Level 1 would go ~55 (SLOTH)
Level 0 - maybe 45 to 50ish
AND
Level 7 ~73
Level 8 ~76 (HURRY)
Level 9 ~79
Level 10 ~82
Level 11 ~85 (MAD MAX)
~ because these levels should be "targets" and dynamic temporarily - slower in bad weather - faster in a lane change maneuver, accident evasion maneuver or to fit in with abnormal traffic speed.
Then with the .5 levels you could even fill in those gaps....
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The experiment is over.
Speed profiles don't work.
I just spent 3 miles adjusting back and forth between Chill and Standard in a 25 zone with a cop behind me.
31mph would have been perfect.
But Standard would slowly creep to 35 then going to Chill would awkwardly regen to 27. Then I'd use accelerator to 30 and car would beep at meπ. Then I'd put in Standard and the creep to 35 would start before starting over, slamming back to Chill at 27...
Cop probably thought I was on drugs (rightfully so).
Just so bizarre when keeping car in Hurry and temporarily scrolling to 31 would work perfectly - just like 13.2.9 and umm, Europe.
@Tesla_AI
@BeardedTesla @DirtyTesLa @ChuckCook
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The point of my story is as the driver I should be able to have control of what's going on with my car.. I don't care about what you say or what you think or what you feel is right - it is my fine, the car is under my responsibility, it is under my insurance and I should be able to control how fast the car goes.. in this scenario I had no control
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Now that we are starting the painful rollout of 14.3.4:
We need:
NEW: Removal of destination pop-up (make it an option)
Pothole avoidance
Ability to save trips/routes
Do not enters/handicaps fixed
Ability to read most other signs (traffic from left does not stop, stop except right, no left between 7am and 7pm, truck speed limits)
Slow for ALL speed bumps
Reduced deceleration for small animals and birds (no braking)
Ability to choose parking spot with a tap like autopark
More natural stopping locations at stop signs
Quicker decel to 0 at stop signs
Ability to set a speed offset per profile at minimum with Europe based max speed if possible
Chill not capped at 2 on highway
No left lane camping
Thin chain and thin horizontal objects detected and visualized
Start of retrofit programs (for front bumper cams etc)
Cleaned/ stabilized visualizations with more objects
More on screen reasoning ("stopping for emergency vehicle", "flashing lights to give go ahead", changing lanes to pass slower traffic")
Plenty more but it's a start ...
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JS retweeted
Jun 12
Here is a non-highlight #6 from my @Cybertruck FSD v14.3.4 First Impressions Drive. Once again, parking. Ugg. @Tesla_AI
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So every single time I pull up to my work parking lot it is going to ask me if I want to change the way I park?
@dirtytesla
Even though every single day for 6 months I have not touched the screen once after choosing charger once 6 months ago?
@tesla_ai
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This is the most embarrassing thing Tesla has ever added to FSD.... I'm sorry but wow
Jun 12
Latest FSD drama just dropped.
Every time you approach your destination you get this pop-up
π or π
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Why is the initial reverse still a half reverse? Go 3 more feet in reverse and the truck would be straight.... No reason to have to negotiate a maneuver around the car it started next to.
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9 waves for a "release note update" update lol
Jun 10
π¨ New wave for 2026.14.6.7 is now rolling out.
β’ This is the 9th wave
β’ Includes FSD 14.3.3
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