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SAMWISE @JSamwise

Just here for a good time, not a well-thought-out one!

Joined August 2015
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The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008) is a masterpiece you only need to watch once to remember for the rest of your life. 💔
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Nothing is funnier than Missy Cooper thinking she’s about to survive life on the road on a dirty bike with Todd. Middle school rebellion was crazy 😅
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Todd didn’t even know he was signing up to become a fugitive from East Texas 😂
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Shakespeare in Love isn't a rom-com. It's the most savage proof that every great writer was simping for a woman way out of his league. Viola didn't just inspire Romeo & Juliet, she broke Will's heart so we could have bangers. 🎬📺 Shakespeare In Love ❤️🔥
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Audrey McAllister is the ultimate chaotic character in Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage 😂
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That moment she thinks you’re cheating, but you’re just running an !llegal gämbling empire with your grandma. Georgie is literally facing a breakup just to protect Meemaw's underground operation.
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Mandy suggested that God might be a woman on live TV, and the entire town of Medford instantly canceled Georgie’s tire shop. Fred Fagenbacher really hit the lottery with this drama.🤑🤑
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That moment she thinks you’re cheating, but you’re just running an !llegal gämbling empire with your grandma. Georgie is literally facing a breakup just to protect Meemaw's underground operation.
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Small-town drama always turns into free publicity 😂 Fred definitely knew how to ride the chaos and turn it into a win.
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That moment she thinks you’re cheating, but you’re just running an !llegal gämbling empire with your grandma. Georgie is literally facing a breakup just to protect Meemaw's underground operation.
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That moment she thinks you’re cheating, but you’re just running an !llegal gämbling empire with your grandma. Georgie is literally facing a breakup just to protect Meemaw's underground operation.
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Absolutely nothing could have prepared the McAllister family for Mandy’s pregnancy, especially when the father turned out to be a 17-year-old. 💀
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Someone please give Georgie a hug, the man looks like he hasn’t slept since he bought the shop 😭
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Fred didn't even have to do anything, the drama just handed him the whole town
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The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (2008) is a masterpiece you only need to watch once to remember for the rest of your life. 💔
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Viral Clips 🎬
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Enchendo esse piscinao gigante 💦
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Viral Clips 🎬
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Hahaha
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She is credited with playing the role of Danny Dorémus in the 2015 film The lady in the car with glasses and a gun.
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Georgie Cooper really survived growing up with Sheldon just to get stressed out by his wife and his rival stealing his tire customers 😤😤
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The absolute queen of double standards. She really stays minding everyone's business but her own
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I am convinced Audrey McAllister lives for the drama. She thrives on making things messy 😂
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